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Grandus
@grandus.bsky.social
Pan/Poly gamer, burned out artist, cybersecurity professional. Cat and dog dad. Mostly reposts and interacting with pals. Born in the late 1900s. Pfp by @thegorgonist.bsky.social
I had the "Sage's beard of wisdom" down to my chest for a +5 int boost for close to 7 years. Then I got cursed with a new med that made it too hot, so I had to swap to the "Fatherly advisor" it only has +2 int but +5 to both charm and wisdom.

The lips are just a reminder of how luscious they are
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
@silencedrowns.com I found these at Daiso tonight and the are delightful.
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
You right now
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Exhibit A, my wfh desk in a spare bedroom. The gamer desk in my wife and I's gaming room is worse.

Also Star Convoy is mid paint upgrade, I ran out of gold :(
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Bloody hell that is awful. Or maybe you have to be a dog to appreciate it because Lulu lost her shit and was wagging her tail and bouncing around
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Opal very much wants to sniff back, so excited she can't sit still
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
What any the Headmaster Jrs?
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
there are four types of guys online, no exceptions

(Dumbass 1, 2, and 3. Nerdy dumbass and girl that keeps them from death)
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I just assumed you'd be channeling Zoro
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
They are so GOOD at that. I'm pretty sure Tiger is going deaf, as his only volume is happy purr, tiny squeak or SCREM. He likes to lay on a pillow next to us and just yell for pets, then as I'm all awake again he starts snoring. Here he is snuggling with his baby void sister Gaia.
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It doesn't help that for women's clothing you could buy a medium shirt from three different companies and all three will be a different fucking size.

It's how anyone with sizable tracts of land end up like this
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Quote something random from your phone
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I honestly don't know what to expect
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Point the third, hero outfit is bunny suit adjacent
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Oh very Mystery toned. I love it
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oh God I legit have ptsd from 18 years of that shit, having a job on JBLM and then the Airplane Manufacturing Credit Union gig.

Also look at the shoes I got! So fucking ugly and I love them to bits. Because I'm that kind of queer
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
These Brons are ugly as FUCK and I love them. They are coming home.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
And I know damn well that was less than the $20 I spent
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM