not every hot girl has bangs but every girl who has bangs is hot and that's called science
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
not every hot girl has bangs but every girl who has bangs is hot and that's called science
fr glad i'm not a child watching wicked in 2025 i would be Obsessed and by obsessed i mean it would give me an eating disorder 🥴
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
fr glad i'm not a child watching wicked in 2025 i would be Obsessed and by obsessed i mean it would give me an eating disorder 🥴
i think my 2026 goals are to consistently use my planner, run a 5k w nell, be less judgmental to furries and read like a single book for fun
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i think my 2026 goals are to consistently use my planner, run a 5k w nell, be less judgmental to furries and read like a single book for fun
"unisex so it fits oversized" oversized for who girl i have a twink face twunk body i'm built like a silo that's already had a grain collapse that's claimed the lives of 3 midwesterners wym oversized
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"unisex so it fits oversized" oversized for who girl i have a twink face twunk body i'm built like a silo that's already had a grain collapse that's claimed the lives of 3 midwesterners wym oversized
'Pregaming' (that's what the youths say) Tisha B'av by not showering for 4 days already
August 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
'Pregaming' (that's what the youths say) Tisha B'av by not showering for 4 days already
Not a plain black tea in sight at the store, no pg tips not even tetleys. going to have to write a shit letter to the editor about this mark my words
April 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Not a plain black tea in sight at the store, no pg tips not even tetleys. going to have to write a shit letter to the editor about this mark my words
just bought the softest underwear but there's no fly so you have to drop your pants to your ankles winnie the pooh style. unrelated but due to unforeseen circumstances i am now banned from the zoo
March 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
just bought the softest underwear but there's no fly so you have to drop your pants to your ankles winnie the pooh style. unrelated but due to unforeseen circumstances i am now banned from the zoo
That Luigi looks like a nice young man with a bright future ahead of him
January 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
That Luigi looks like a nice young man with a bright future ahead of him
My shiksa daughter in law says they're naming the baby after me...guess that means my days are numbered
December 5, 2024 at 2:13 AM
My shiksa daughter in law says they're naming the baby after me...guess that means my days are numbered
The 55+ omelette at Dennys is a little skimpy. I've got very little to look forward to at this point, wouldn't kill them to throw a third egg in there.
December 1, 2024 at 5:26 PM
The 55+ omelette at Dennys is a little skimpy. I've got very little to look forward to at this point, wouldn't kill them to throw a third egg in there.
Tired of the family already I'm writing them out of the will
November 28, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Tired of the family already I'm writing them out of the will
Nice to see the family for thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Nice to see the family for thanksgiving
Need to purchase a cemetery plot before the tariffs kick in
November 28, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Need to purchase a cemetery plot before the tariffs kick in
Whatever happened to kids playing outside? Now when I go outside and yell "You kids get off my lawn!" at no-one, I just look like a loon instead of a brave defender of property lines.
November 27, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Whatever happened to kids playing outside? Now when I go outside and yell "You kids get off my lawn!" at no-one, I just look like a loon instead of a brave defender of property lines.
I love the birds in the yard but I don't want to put out seed for them and have it become a cat buffet
November 27, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I love the birds in the yard but I don't want to put out seed for them and have it become a cat buffet
time flies...unless you're paying alimony
November 23, 2024 at 9:51 PM
time flies...unless you're paying alimony
good shabbos to everyone, even my ex wife doris
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
good shabbos to everyone, even my ex wife doris
all you can eat buffet near me senior discount
November 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
all you can eat buffet near me senior discount
Lots of quail outside the window this morning. counted at least 15 of them
November 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Lots of quail outside the window this morning. counted at least 15 of them