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jpostman
@grandmarquis.bsky.social
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The White House has installed a machine so Trump can receive a peace prize any time, day or night.
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A guy busking in a flea market stall while his friend sells horse whips. A ramen hoodie. Just another Sunday at the pulga.
July 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
-4D chess
May 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Or
April 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Because at times like these, our thoughts often turn to toner cartridges.
April 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Did not purchase.
April 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
More than 100 people in line for the Friends of the Palo Alto Library book sale. Because some people aren’t ashamed of literacy.
March 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
On our community Facebook page. This is the America magas dream of. Disgusting.
March 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A French senator describes Elon Musk as “a buffoon on ketamine tasked with purging the civil service.”
March 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Breaking: Trump suspends 1st Amendment
March 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Note the guy getting upset about an announcement effective Feb. 31.
February 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Eggs are $12!
February 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Trump calls himself “The King.” I think he should be treated like a king. Like Louis XVI for instance.
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
New Delta Airlines promo.

#poortaste
February 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
They’re branding the federal government like a strip mall.
February 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Trump, you had one job.
February 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Based.
February 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Clearly, no expense was spared decorating this lavish Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) office.
January 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Golden Gate Bridge seen from the north on a blustery day.
December 9, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Boston accent
December 7, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Comment posted in a group called “Maximalist Design.”
November 28, 2024 at 1:33 AM
We’re eating the dogs…
November 23, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Take that, conservative California bashers.
November 23, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I bought this phone at the Habitat for Humanity Restore thrift shop. It epitomizes the 1980s with its brown finish, cork bulletin board and built-in shelf for a phone book.
November 20, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Do the math and you can see something’s rotten in Denmark.
November 19, 2024 at 7:48 PM