Grand Mapster Flash
@grandmapsterflash.bsky.social
Well done for rewarding and reinforcing terrible behaviour
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Well done for rewarding and reinforcing terrible behaviour
Glad someone else recognised this
December 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Glad someone else recognised this
I hope the Northern Irish 'delicacy' vegetable roll will be appropriately renamed. Because it definitely contains no vegetables....
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I hope the Northern Irish 'delicacy' vegetable roll will be appropriately renamed. Because it definitely contains no vegetables....
Should've been a hoover, amirite?
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Should've been a hoover, amirite?
A legend calling someone a legend makes them a mega legend. I think that's about right for Han Solo
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A legend calling someone a legend makes them a mega legend. I think that's about right for Han Solo
How long has this been going on?
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
How long has this been going on?
I paid for a family account so my kids have their own algorithms to ruin
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I paid for a family account so my kids have their own algorithms to ruin
I can't even look at a Tesla without muttering "f**king wanker", never mind even browsing Twitter
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I can't even look at a Tesla without muttering "f**king wanker", never mind even browsing Twitter
It's not London they hate, it's Sadiq Kaan
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's not London they hate, it's Sadiq Kaan
Free Palestine
October 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Free Palestine
He wasn't looking very hard. Last time I was in Birmingham I saw loads of white people. They were the ones vomiting on the pavement and fighting each other as they waited for taxis after a kebab on a Saturday night. Seemed to be almost exclusively the domain of white people that night
October 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He wasn't looking very hard. Last time I was in Birmingham I saw loads of white people. They were the ones vomiting on the pavement and fighting each other as they waited for taxis after a kebab on a Saturday night. Seemed to be almost exclusively the domain of white people that night
They should do an encore where they take off and land again
October 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
They should do an encore where they take off and land again
Judging by the colour of his face, he is either feeling the pressure of this interaction or is about 10 minutes away from an aneurysm
October 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Judging by the colour of his face, he is either feeling the pressure of this interaction or is about 10 minutes away from an aneurysm
Nothing to do with productivity. Likely these companies need to trim a few people off. Redundancy packages are expensive, so all they have to do is announce a return to office mandate and just like that, they push a load of people into quitting on their own. Hey presto, redundancy on the cheap.
September 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Nothing to do with productivity. Likely these companies need to trim a few people off. Redundancy packages are expensive, so all they have to do is announce a return to office mandate and just like that, they push a load of people into quitting on their own. Hey presto, redundancy on the cheap.
There's nothing awkward about the dancing. Those are some slick moves...
September 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
There's nothing awkward about the dancing. Those are some slick moves...
Yes the ending is particularly graphic, but the whole film stays with you for decades
September 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Yes the ending is particularly graphic, but the whole film stays with you for decades
He's a white rich male. He'll be fine
September 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
He's a white rich male. He'll be fine
We have video games in the UK too. The last school shooting here was the Dunblane massacre in 1996. Shortly after that, privately owned guns were strictly controlled and most were outlawed. There hasn't been another school shooting since.
Try again numbnuts
Try again numbnuts
September 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We have video games in the UK too. The last school shooting here was the Dunblane massacre in 1996. Shortly after that, privately owned guns were strictly controlled and most were outlawed. There hasn't been another school shooting since.
Try again numbnuts
Try again numbnuts
Mine eats anything you throw at him without chewing. We just chuck the pills at him and they're gone. Easy.
September 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Mine eats anything you throw at him without chewing. We just chuck the pills at him and they're gone. Easy.
I'm sorry but I don't want an insomniac in charge of running the country. If someone's going to be making life or death decisions I want them to be doing it on a decent night's sleep. You can't make such big decisions when sleep deprived.
Or when you're a massive bigot.
Or when you're a massive bigot.
September 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm sorry but I don't want an insomniac in charge of running the country. If someone's going to be making life or death decisions I want them to be doing it on a decent night's sleep. You can't make such big decisions when sleep deprived.
Or when you're a massive bigot.
Or when you're a massive bigot.
Because by the time the alert sounds the media has done blanket coverage of the upcoming event for at least the previous 48 hours. For all but those who have their heads buried in the sand, there is no need for your phone to tell you as well.
September 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Because by the time the alert sounds the media has done blanket coverage of the upcoming event for at least the previous 48 hours. For all but those who have their heads buried in the sand, there is no need for your phone to tell you as well.
So they don't like Jews but they no doubt adamantly support Israel's right to 'defend itself'
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
So they don't like Jews but they no doubt adamantly support Israel's right to 'defend itself'
"How Graham Linehan's relentless bullying of an already oppressed minority group led to the premature end of a career that was entirely propped up by Arthur Mathews anyway"
Fixed your headline for you.
Fixed your headline for you.
September 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"How Graham Linehan's relentless bullying of an already oppressed minority group led to the premature end of a career that was entirely propped up by Arthur Mathews anyway"
Fixed your headline for you.
Fixed your headline for you.
Right headline, wrong reason.
September 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Right headline, wrong reason.