Amazing Laizy 🦚
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The happiest corpse you’ve ever seen
the choral music world be stuffy af sometimes
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
the choral music world be stuffy af sometimes
BABY JUST BOOKED HER FIRST PROFESSIONAL NTC OPERA GIG IN 10 YEARS AHHHH
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
BABY JUST BOOKED HER FIRST PROFESSIONAL NTC OPERA GIG IN 10 YEARS AHHHH
*strapped to a gurney, en route to a long term psychiatric treatment facility* “YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM PLUGGING A.G. … HE IS INNOVATIVE, VERSATILE, WHIMSICAL BUT MEASURED… AT TIMES VAGUELY MOZART-IAN IN MELODIC APPROACH AND THE FUTURE OF CREATIVELY INFORMED DIGITAL PRODUCTI— *ambulance door slams*
I’m just fully on the ag cook train like on repeat no lube gaping & all idk he’s so endearing?? like it’s quirky sincerity mixed with obsessive precision and vast uninhibited imagination
July 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
*strapped to a gurney, en route to a long term psychiatric treatment facility* “YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM PLUGGING A.G. … HE IS INNOVATIVE, VERSATILE, WHIMSICAL BUT MEASURED… AT TIMES VAGUELY MOZART-IAN IN MELODIC APPROACH AND THE FUTURE OF CREATIVELY INFORMED DIGITAL PRODUCTI— *ambulance door slams*
I have a virtual date tonight with a Canadian and I’m just praying to every deity it goes well so maybe I can get tf out of this shithole country and go frolic with a fabulous maple gay in peace
July 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I have a virtual date tonight with a Canadian and I’m just praying to every deity it goes well so maybe I can get tf out of this shithole country and go frolic with a fabulous maple gay in peace
I’m just fully on the ag cook train like on repeat no lube gaping & all idk he’s so endearing?? like it’s quirky sincerity mixed with obsessive precision and vast uninhibited imagination
July 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I’m just fully on the ag cook train like on repeat no lube gaping & all idk he’s so endearing?? like it’s quirky sincerity mixed with obsessive precision and vast uninhibited imagination
my father passed away 17 years ago today… hard to believe. I still aspire to make him proud every day ❤️
June 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
my father passed away 17 years ago today… hard to believe. I still aspire to make him proud every day ❤️
*ecstatic
god I love this piece. I know it’s so obnoxious/lame to be this e this antic about a choral ensemble but… this recording really does take me somewhere serene and whole. James MacMillan really ate his Wheaties when crafting this one. I also *famously* love a soprano.
Phoenix Chorale: The Gallant Weaver - MacMillan
YouTube video by Phoenix Chorale
youtu.be
June 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
*ecstatic
god I love this piece. I know it’s so obnoxious/lame to be this e this antic about a choral ensemble but… this recording really does take me somewhere serene and whole. James MacMillan really ate his Wheaties when crafting this one. I also *famously* love a soprano.
Phoenix Chorale: The Gallant Weaver - MacMillan
YouTube video by Phoenix Chorale
youtu.be
June 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
god I love this piece. I know it’s so obnoxious/lame to be this e this antic about a choral ensemble but… this recording really does take me somewhere serene and whole. James MacMillan really ate his Wheaties when crafting this one. I also *famously* love a soprano.
*sigh* I guess I’m not leaving this pc music phase any time soon… it’s just so meticulously crafted
June 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
*sigh* I guess I’m not leaving this pc music phase any time soon… it’s just so meticulously crafted
I hope I garner enough cultural relevancy in my life that the future rupaul equivalent awkwardly rolls me out on a wheelcha- …erm, throne on national television
May 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I hope I garner enough cultural relevancy in my life that the future rupaul equivalent awkwardly rolls me out on a wheelcha- …erm, throne on national television
okay I need to get it together and step my pussy up asap
May 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
okay I need to get it together and step my pussy up asap
Happy WW3 everyone! 🙂🙏 stay safe, and as always, fuck Israel and imperialism.
May 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Happy WW3 everyone! 🙂🙏 stay safe, and as always, fuck Israel and imperialism.
hi can we please retire the R slur for things we find annoying or inconvenient, especially in a professional setting in front of 20+ colleagues/volunteers thank you so v much CC: my church choir director
May 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
hi can we please retire the R slur for things we find annoying or inconvenient, especially in a professional setting in front of 20+ colleagues/volunteers thank you so v much CC: my church choir director
I love an Episcopalian who likes to fuck!!
May 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I love an Episcopalian who likes to fuck!!
god, be at mine 🍑, and at my departing. AH, MEN
May 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
god, be at mine 🍑, and at my departing. AH, MEN
fact: my closeted thirteen yr old self used to tell people that my celebrity crush was Idina Menzel
May 2, 2025 at 8:50 AM
fact: my closeted thirteen yr old self used to tell people that my celebrity crush was Idina Menzel
I have, in fact, fucked around and found out
May 2, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I have, in fact, fucked around and found out
honestly always hate April, glad she’s leaving. May better fuck up my bussy and leave me gooped and gagged and ready for cum! Spring has sprung and I’m H O R N Y 💦🌸
April 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
honestly always hate April, glad she’s leaving. May better fuck up my bussy and leave me gooped and gagged and ready for cum! Spring has sprung and I’m H O R N Y 💦🌸
I will also add that while I liked it at the time, it’s probably fair to assert that Joanne is her weakest studio LP to date (I still love belting Diamond Heart in my car tho 💖)
listened to the entire Gaga discography at work today and my main takeaway is that she sings about touching herself… a lot, across all albums LOL. I guess the key to prodigious & innovative artistic output is mucho masturbation!
April 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I will also add that while I liked it at the time, it’s probably fair to assert that Joanne is her weakest studio LP to date (I still love belting Diamond Heart in my car tho 💖)
listened to the entire Gaga discography at work today and my main takeaway is that she sings about touching herself… a lot, across all albums LOL. I guess the key to prodigious & innovative artistic output is mucho masturbation!
April 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
listened to the entire Gaga discography at work today and my main takeaway is that she sings about touching herself… a lot, across all albums LOL. I guess the key to prodigious & innovative artistic output is mucho masturbation!
Artpop is actually so good though?? You 2013 gays were messy
April 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Artpop is actually so good though?? You 2013 gays were messy
kinda feel bad for the girl that Katy Perry kissed - I hope she’s doing okay 💗
April 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
kinda feel bad for the girl that Katy Perry kissed - I hope she’s doing okay 💗
my favorite song lyric is ‘I’ll kill your fucking dog for fun so don’t push me’ because it’s whimsical and exuberant but also threatening, grave, concerning, and dark
April 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
my favorite song lyric is ‘I’ll kill your fucking dog for fun so don’t push me’ because it’s whimsical and exuberant but also threatening, grave, concerning, and dark
does anyone even like arrietty
April 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
does anyone even like arrietty
suzie toot out of drag is Juliette Lewis
April 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
suzie toot out of drag is Juliette Lewis