I was going to ask "where's his chef's whites?" but then I realized I don't even care one tiny little bit 🔥

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Not *YOURS*, God! 😂😂 But ...Yours *gestures wildly around*

The Patron Saint of Silently Correcting Your Grammar

WHAT. THE. (and I cannot stress this enough) ACTUAL. FUCK.