From this week's episode of "If Dogs Could Talk." Mercy: I'm simply exhausted." Scout: I told you not to watch that shit show of The State of the Not Union. @dogs.bsky.social

From this week's episode of "If Dogs Could Talk. Scout: apparently THAT woman has decided after 12 years she's had enough of my constant shrill Pomeranian barking and is throwing paper wads at me. WTH? Mercy: You know what to do-poop in her shoes.

Scout, when she first hears Alexa announce a potential intruder at the front door. Then Scout charging the door, full on Mayan Warrior Princess protecting us from an Amazon delivery. @dogs.bsky.social

Princess Puff Puff settles in waiting for Snowmageddon part 2. Mercy is only wondering why she isn't allowed on the sofa! @dogs.bsky.social

Text me When/If it's over.

From this week's episode of "If Dogs Could Talk:" Scout-Damn girl. You dropped a load on your walk. Mercy-Look Poop Eater, that's not mine. That's the equivalent of what the orange one dropped when Musk Magot's kid wiped boogers on his desk.

From this week's episode of "If Dogs Could Talk:" Scout--"Look Karen, that isn't a Martini! That's vodka on ice and a couple of olives to make it look respectable." Me: "Hush Scout. Don't you need to chase your tail, bite a trump supporter or piss on musk magot's shoe." @dogs.bsky.social

From this week's episode of "If Dogs Could Talk " Scout, "She's staring at her computer screen again and dropping F bombs." Mercy, "It's the Musk Maggot. He's stolen access to her Medicare and other private info. This, from a dude who couldn't pass a security clearance. @dogs.bsky.social

From this week's episode of "If Dogs Could Talk:" Scout: WTF! It's freaking freezing outside. Yes, it's true I'm pissing on the carpet because It's FREAKING FREEZING OUTSIDE! @dogs.bsky.social

Princess Puff Puff is exhausted from ruling over her rowdy subjects @dogs.bsky.social

My trusted writing companion shares office space with me today. @dogs.bsky.social #dogisgodspelledbackward

Dinner tonight. Two donuts and a glass of red wine. O.k. two. At this rate I'll never be able to out run the fascists. #trumpanxiety

If dogs could talk. Progress: opp og ikke gråte (in Norwegian) and in English, up and not crying. @dogs.bsky.social

Dawg with body image issue, refuses to move into her actual bed prohibiting other dog 11pounds) from claiming her bed #dogsofbsky

Yesterday. Not 1937. Columbus OH USA. Masked KKK marchers.

From this week's episode: Dog-Well, well, well Karen. It's about time you put down your glass of wine and get over the election fucktastrophy. Me-stop.judging me! #dogsofBlueSky #ifdogscouldtalk

Since the election: first thing after I wake up I feel sick to my stomach. Then I fight off the urge to hurl myself from the nearest bridge. Then I get up and have coffee. I'm ok after that. Sort of.