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Meet Bartleby, the "Zoomer Boomer" disrupting the managerial space -- from his goon station
September 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
the steady march of fascism and rapidly intensifying climate change have both helped alleviate my death anxiety. i don't want to be here any longer than i need to be. febreze
August 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
arrrrgghhfff
August 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
everything you read on the internet was written for you. sniff up the vibes. Febreze
August 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
LUTHOR: they say "urethra" in commercials now. And that's your fault you smirking plutonian.
SUPERMAN: Maybe that's the real hyperpop
August 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
look around you. your carriage is being pulled every which way. your senses are confused. unnggghhhhh spray me
August 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
febreze awaits you. step into smell
July 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
May every day be another wonderful secret. Febreze
July 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
what an awful world we've built. at least it can smell good
July 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
this guy scared the shit out of me
June 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i forgot my name was febreze
June 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by febreze
June 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
what's the meaning of a flower? hippie bulllllllllcraap
May 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm not saying happy mother's Day to someone who's not my mom. Sorry
May 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm post-profound. That's why I'm unappreciated in my time
May 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Reposted by febreze
flowers and birds are better than anything that happens on the computer
May 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
candy land is probably disgusting. everything covered in hair and dirt and trash like a gummy worm found under couch cushions
May 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
this coffee tastes like urinal cake smell
May 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Don't crack me open and drink me. I'm just for spraying
May 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
We don't joke about lava here
April 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
they're putting me in your town's water supply because it stinks like shit down there
April 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
pull my trigger and see me spray
April 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
unnggghhhhhh it's sprayin time
April 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
it smells so bad in here. You better spray me
April 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
baby squirrels have gotten uglier and that's climate change
April 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM