Most people like the idea of falling in the shower and cracking open their skulls. They really do.

"A rare misstep"? How brown can your nose get? If he turns a corner, it'll break your nose clean off.

Wow. Yeah. Having to follow the law and obey the constitution would be horrible. I'm sure Roberts would agree.

Well, he answered the question, at least. We know exactly what he would say to an Epstein survivor.