Do not show the Santa Tracker to Pete Hegseth
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Do not show the Santa Tracker to Pete Hegseth
Uncrustables Oops All Jelly
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Uncrustables Oops All Jelly
I will not be fooled by the marketing tactics of “Standard Time.” This is “Daylight Spending Time” and everyone fukcking knows it.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I will not be fooled by the marketing tactics of “Standard Time.” This is “Daylight Spending Time” and everyone fukcking knows it.
It is not standard time if we do it less than half the year.
Daylight Spending Time is WHQT THE FUXCM THIS IS.
Daylight Spending Time is WHQT THE FUXCM THIS IS.
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It is not standard time if we do it less than half the year.
Daylight Spending Time is WHQT THE FUXCM THIS IS.
Daylight Spending Time is WHQT THE FUXCM THIS IS.
they might believe in god, but they don't believe in hell
October 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
they might believe in god, but they don't believe in hell
my school sold McDonald’s cheeseburgers at lunch and gave me a C grade in physical education
September 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
my school sold McDonald’s cheeseburgers at lunch and gave me a C grade in physical education
you guys are playing a lot of bingo
September 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
you guys are playing a lot of bingo
first guy with a collapsed lung was prolly like wtf?
September 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
first guy with a collapsed lung was prolly like wtf?
Most pizza reviews don’t mention “out-pizzaing the hut,” probably bcuz they fukcing don't
August 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Most pizza reviews don’t mention “out-pizzaing the hut,” probably bcuz they fukcing don't
according to time limp bizkit is classic rock
August 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
according to time limp bizkit is classic rock
accidentally tried the new outlook
August 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
accidentally tried the new outlook
Do Dutch people refer to their junk as the Netherlands?
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Do Dutch people refer to their junk as the Netherlands?
Sometimes I type “haha” when I don’t
July 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sometimes I type “haha” when I don’t
“too soon” joke always kills
July 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
“too soon” joke always kills
The trail is rated easy to moderate, and for that reason, I’m out.
July 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The trail is rated easy to moderate, and for that reason, I’m out.
Better ingredients. Better pizza. Pope John Paul II.
July 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Better ingredients. Better pizza. Pope John Paul II.
gas station is a Shell of it’s former self
July 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
gas station is a Shell of it’s former self
Air travel is so bad that twenty-one qualified pilots left to start a band
July 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Air travel is so bad that twenty-one qualified pilots left to start a band
think about what it would mean to out pizza the hut
June 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
think about what it would mean to out pizza the hut
I may have out pizza’d the hut
June 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I may have out pizza’d the hut