So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.

But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

Begging just *ONE* journalist this morning to ask Nigel Farage or Richard Tice if they've decided how they're going to pay for those £90bn taxcuts yet.

I mean assuming Tice isn't working-from-Dubai today of course.