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Graeme T. Lloyd
@graemetlloyd.bsky.social
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Recovering academic | Amateur mathematician | #RStats | Claddis | Lungfish/Shoebill Supremacist | 茶 | Boardgames | Hoops | Lego | (Tiberius) | He/Him
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These scammers need to get their shit together.
Screenshot of a text message from an unknown number. It reads: Important Product Safety Recall – Action Required We are writing to you regarding a recent purchase you made on Amazon. The manufacturer of The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) has approved your entitlement for the 2025–2026 Winter Fuel Payment. A one-time payment of £200–£300 will be issued to help cover heating and electricity expenses. Please ensure your application is finalized by 7 October 2025. Applications after this date will not be accepted. Apply here:https://gov.uk-dwpckt.qpon/uk DWP Reminder: Your application remains incomplete. Failure to apply by the deadline will cancel your entitlement for the 2025–2026 period.
October 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I’m coming! Never been to #TetZooCon but already worried I will be spending a lot in the vendor hall. Already have some niche plushies…
A photograph of two small plushies. One is a scarab beetle and the other is a clay tablet.
July 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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lol. Literally my most recent fridge magnet purchase.

Digits occluded for you. I am curious to know the cursed topic now.
A photograph of a fridge magnet bearing the phrase “shy bairns get nowt”.
May 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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It’s #Conclave2025. Time to #GetHype, who are you riding with?
A screen grab showing a table with the odds for the next pope.
April 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Liverpool FC press photograph of Mo Salah signing his new contract with the club.
April 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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I finally found it!
A bad photograph of a shop sign. The text reads “Tony’s Nails - Where style and passion are born”.
April 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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I’ve heard of chicken as bird, but never…
A screen capture from google maps showing the “Highlights” of a restaurant. A photograph showing chicken drumsticks is captioned “Chicken as Food”.
April 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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That first apostrophe is doing a lot of work…
A photograph of two people, one of whom is holding a baby goat. The headline reads “Dan Burn’s the goat and here’s the proof”.
April 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Post a warning.
A photograph showing a pile of rocks. A sign in front of it reads “Dangerous rocks / Gevaarlike rotse”.
March 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Important new tome acquired. #literature #bibliophile
March 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Post your best sunset. (An old one but it is from the Amazon.)
Photograph showing the sunset over the opposite riverbank with the sun reflected in the river waters.
April 7, 2024 at 9:59 AM
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Survived the lot.
December 20, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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Saturday.
Mean Girls movie meme reading “Get in loser, we’re playing Ark Nova again”
September 16, 2023 at 3:25 PM
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Helping @gilespalaeo.bsky.social
September 5, 2023 at 8:18 PM
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Who did it better?
August 25, 2023 at 7:59 AM
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August 24, 2023 at 8:12 AM
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So I guess we have to import our own gifs here?
Animated gif from Jurassic Park where Alan Grant turns to Henry Wu to ask “What species is this?”
August 6, 2023 at 1:31 PM