You really can’t fuck about with the ONE game you MUST NOT LOSE all season. It’s not rocket science. We’re seeing a weak mentality and a soft underbelly and seeing it far too often for it to be temporary. Not just from the team and players.

I think that’s a bit harsh on Paddington. It’s not his fault they’ve made him into a musical.

Still my favourite ever Newcastle goal. youtu.be/FYHnuKMGCYs?...

…even/especially if the tickets are free. 🤣

I like to think of it as a parable, rather than a story. 🤣

I hear Pickford likes his chips…

Ah. The pay is rubbish by the way.

How was your day? You okay hun?

Emily Murphy? 😉

Fabulous, Steve. So, so good. "exotic concepts like passing, scoring, winning." 😆

The question is: What is Tino doing to Dan Burn? 🤣

🤣 Back in the day, I’d have hoped it was just someone getting a little over enthusiastic on discovering a thesaurus. Thesedays, the lack of HI leads me to think it’s probably AI. Someone save me from these dinfluencers. 🙏

Exactly! 😉

Where once there was just “Bollocks!”, then “ITK Bollocks” and “X Bollocks” quickly followed by “X Transfer Bollocks”, now we have "AI GobbledeBollocks”. 🙄

Take solace in a sausage. 💪⚫️⚪️