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Mitzi Macintosh 🌈🦄✊🏼🏳️‍⚧️
@graemebrowning.bsky.social
Hallucinogenic Ham, vegan, dog-lover, costumier and avid scroller.
I’ve got previous as a Drag Queen. A dicky knee and wrinkles ruined my career.
One thing I looked forward to when returning to Australia was powerpoints in a bathroom.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Yes. I always use the discover feed. I try not to interact with posts that don’t interest me (so many US political and US sports content) and use the “show less like this” option. I also like to mute certain trending topics in settings but all in all, not bad.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
And the BBC has 5 of them!?!!?
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I’m hoping this should stop any spoilers.
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Our dog loves a stick
People love seeing him with a stick. The bigger the better. We have so many photos with a stick but we’ve found out it’s ground down his K9 incisors almost to the nerves. He could get pain from this and they may need to be removed.
I wish we hadn’t encouraged the sticks.
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
So I now use the trending topics as words to mute.
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It’s impossible to change the algorithm. I’ve tried not interacting with anything US and hitting the “Show less like this” button but nothing seems to change.
(and don’t start me on all the American sport posts)
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Singing to our dogs.
My husband starts one way and always end up the same.

“It’s a hard knock life for Fred.
It’s a hard knock life for Pam
Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam
Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred.
It’s a hard knock life “
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
New White House Christmas ornaments just hit the shelves.
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
One is Zohran Mamdani
The other is
Donald Mandummy
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
An “Opinion” piece designed as click bait to racists asking them to have their say which is “reigniting the debate” they’re quoting as being reignited and then they will quote the racists as the voice of the people.
They’re just monkeys flinging shit.
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
On a @ledbydonkeys.org video about right wing Reform weasel Nigel Farage and everything he’s not doing for his constituents in Clacton they cited the $50,000 a year that @skynewsau.bsky.social pays him.
Imagine paying him to add to the shit that you call news?
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Halloween will be the most frightening this year with the proliferation of “Trumpkins” depicting the Teenie Weenie Cock Cankles McTaco Tits.
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Every now and then people say Australia is expensive and I say “ No, not really”…
then I go to buy grapes
Woolworths $24.75 per kg
Tesco (UK) $7.78 per kg
October 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
There’s so much US politics in my “Discover” timeline that @bsky.app should just bite the bullet and change the title to “America”
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The ads on Facebook are such a scam.
These two popped up almost next to each other.
October 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I know I was spoilt living in Brighton in the UK because it’s a bit of a hippy town but looking at a Sydney pub specials there would’ve always been a vegan option on the specials board.
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I read an article several years ago about farmed salmon bashing cages constantly due to their inbuilt instinct to swim upstream. I stopped eating fish after that
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
It's currently 32° but with the wind it's making it feel cooler so it feels like 31° 😂
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
How quickly the UK has forgotten just how atrocious the Tories are and how blind they are to think Reform would be anything but an absolute nightmare.
This’d be like voting Pauline Hanson in as Prime Minister
*shudder and vomit.
October 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I'm keen to recycle, reuse, reduce waste etc but I wanted the get new soles for my sandals and Mr Minit quoted me $79.99!!!
They only cost me £59 ($122)
Crazy.
October 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
An open mandarin at a fruit shop to sample.
I’d never seen this in the UK.
Is it just an Australian thing?
October 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
We loved our little yellow car so thought "Why not bring it with us to Australia"
Someone hit us a few weeks ago & we rang the panel beaters the other day to enquire about its progress.
"For some reason we can't find the part so we've had to order it from Europe.
It'll be about 4-8 weeks.
Oops.
October 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
We trained our dogs to walk beside us.
It worked great for 5 years but they walked on the right as people walk in the UK.
Now we're in Australia where people walk on the left our dogs keep running into people. (And as they say "You can't teach an old dog new tricks")
October 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I take my Loqi bag everywhere. They come in so many different designs (although I’m not sure they do a racist, xenophobic print)
October 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM