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Rookie Culinarian Totofu!
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Limsa's newest up-and-coming chef!

18+ please! Screenshots and reposts frequently nsfw, and feature cooking-related peril scenes. Browse at your own level of comfort!
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Rookie Culinarian Totofu! @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · Oct 12
There's a lot to do in Limsa Lominsa, the culinary capital of the world! And Totofu Tofu is going to get right in the thick of it!

This is the account for Totofu, a budding Culinarian and a high-quality ingredient herself! Can she stay out of the stew pot long enough to seize her fortune?
Totofu, a red-haired lalafell looking off at Limsa Lominsa in amazement. A Goobbue sproutling is biting her arm, but she hasn't noticed. Totofu in a chef's apron and hat, brandishing a frying pan in front of the Bismark restaurant.
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grade5cookpot.bsky.social
Ask me anything about Totofu! I'd love to flesh her out a bit more outside of what I've shown in the cooking comics!

(Though cooking questions are great too 😊)
October 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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grade5cookpot.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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grade5cookpot.bsky.social
(CW: Cooking!)

It's a busy day at the Bismarck, and so Totofu is doubling the recipe! Featuring @vannibattenberg.bsky.social!
Totofu: Ooooh, the greens are looking excellent! Thank you, Zarah! Zarah: Sure thing, Chef! What's next? Totofu: Well, the chips still need frying, we need butter for the rolls, and the gratin is probably ready to check! I'll do that last one now. Zarah, privately: (...This dish she's planning isn't focused at all. It has nothing bringing it together. Does she have a plan?) Totofu, checking on the soup: Just right! Zarah: (Clearly she's missing something. Sixty rolls of Knight's Bread, thirty servins Dzemael Gratin, thirty ponze-) Totofu: Hey, Zarah, what's up! Looking over the recipe? Zarah: The steaks... Are you making that, or am I... making that? Totofu: You silly goose! I told you we're doubling it! Zarah: This REALLY wasn't what I had in mind! Totofu: Look at us! Sixty ponze, at least! That gives me some peace of mind, since I know we'll hvae them coming back for seconds! Customer: Oooh, wow! Maetimaga (A regular customer at the Bismarck): You know, Lyngsath, I will never understand why you bother training lalafell chefs, but I certainly cannot complain. These two are superb! Lynsath (head chef at the Bismarck): I've found that trainin' 'em up as chefs makes 'em taste better! Lalafell's the only ingredient that'll help you cook it! BAHAHAHAHA!
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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robotnikholmes.bsky.social
Kyo and his excited ear wiggles 🥺

#finalfantasy14 #finalfantasyxiv #ffxiv #ff14 #lalafell
A blushy Lalafell closing his eyes, his hands curled excitedly as his ears flap up and down. The sparkles in the background aren't an after-effect; that's just Kyo when he's really happy.
November 26, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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robotnikholmes.bsky.social
I just think they're neat 💖✨ Aaa
March 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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ruyuxiv.bsky.social
Fun Fact: There is a notable amount of Sharlayan students who gain weight after traveling abroad since for many it is their first experience with food that actually has some sort of flavour.

#NSFWLalafell | #LalafellNSFW | #LewdLalafell | #LalafellLewd
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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chocolalatua.bsky.social
You know, after hours of MSQ + that grind in the Sil'dih Variant, I feel like Nanamo owes us a "bit" of Service.

#TuaGpose | #Shortstack | #Nanamo_Ul_Namo
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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kirinalbright.bsky.social
How quickly the world fades away when wrapped in love's embrace. Can you blame us for making a mess?

#lalafellNSFW #krileNSFW #lewdlalafell #gposeNSFW
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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cocoabattenberg.bsky.social
Day 14

Miss, please stop doing that on our parasols...

#CocoaBattenberg #ShortBattenberg #CocoaPostingSFW
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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vannibattenberg.bsky.social
Seems like we found out why I'm so bottom heavy 🤍💦

| #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #Shortbattenberg | #NSFWLalafell | #LalafellNSFW |
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
grade5cookpot.bsky.social
This hotpot mount is so cute 🤣
I'm seeing visions of a gpose for New Year's with a bunch of lalas relaxing together in it...
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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en.finalfantasyxiv.com
Creamy or spicy - what's your broth of choice?

Get your condiment game on and huddle up for a feast of yummy goodness! 🌶️🍄🟫🧄 sqex.to/ffxivstore
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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pockettweak.bsky.social
𝘚𝘰 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳⁣~ 💃
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴⁣~ 🌠
𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵⁣~ ❤️
𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 '𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵~ 🌄
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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softfantassy.bsky.social
🤍
(2023)
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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ruyuxiv.bsky.social
a black mage's mana is stored in the ass

also THANK YOU FOR 300 FOLLOWERS <3

#NSFWLalafell | #LalafellNSFW | #LewdLalafell | #LalafellLewd
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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lumenfract.bsky.social
this was based off of a pose we did, so I ended up automatically doing cleaner lines...

lovemaking!! @gaysexcat.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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mulchedfruit.bsky.social
A tender moment with @vannibattenberg.bsky.social 💕

#ShortBattenberg | #EoieBattenberg | #VanniBattenberg
June 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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grade5cookpot.bsky.social
"Can I try cooking you up?"

"...No?!"
Jossy on her knees begging in front of a scared Totofu, the air between them filled with PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
November 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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cocoabattenberg.bsky.social
Day 13

Taking turns

Swear it's been his turn for longer, though...

#CocoaBattenberg #ShortBattenberg #CocoaPostingSFW
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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zuzupa.bsky.social
Cybernin
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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smallhorny.bsky.social
It's just for the stat gains I swear
#SmallFunnyImages
#ShitpostFunny
October 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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lalafell-murin.bsky.social
#MurinPose | #lalafell | #gpose | #ffxiv
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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ruyuxiv.bsky.social
I found a mod for thick eyebrows and oy mg hufkciing god SHE'S SO CUTE IM GONNA EXPLODE

#FFXIVNSFW | #NSFWLalafell | #LalafellNSFW
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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ruyuxiv.bsky.social
The consequences of moving from The Northern Empty to Thanalan: Swamp ass

#NSFWLalafell | #LalafellNSFW | #LewdLalafell | #Lalafelllewd
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM