Whoever legalized weed first I’d imagine

Is that cut or uncut I can’t tell

No Portland’s definitely real, I can smell the b.o in the airport

If Portland is real then I fear it must be as well…

And you looked so demure too

Oooh that would be cute, with like a little smoked salmon on top…

It’s 4am… there’s so much chicken…

Plus you can make the cuts the day before and store them until you’re ready in a little container, and if you want you can probably throw a couple vegetables in the mix too!

Can’t go wrong with a charcuterie type spread, get a few different kinds of cheese and everyone’s usually happy

I make mine in inshot, I get it 🫡

Do you wear wigs? Will you wear wigs?

Essentially this is going to utterly destroy the hemp industry, and given the track record I have zero confidence they won’t come after all cannabis eventually

In the bill that reopened the government today, there was a hidden provision that closes a loophole in the 2018 law that legalized weed, which is why you can get stuff at corner stores and such. That goes into effect in 2026 but after then you’ll only be able to get weed at dispensaries.