Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️
graceonfootball.com
Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️
@graceonfootball.com
Football writer, from the newsletter with the same name and occasionally elsewhere. She/her. Non-football stuff @gemofamara.com.
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maybe he should try scoring some ugly ones. they count the same.
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 AM
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
considering the talent in the team, contender for worst use of a corner in football history
January 29, 2026 at 11:00 PM
i love looking at this book cover upside down
January 28, 2026 at 10:59 AM
me on basically any modern football tactics
January 28, 2026 at 12:27 AM
so i did initially agree with kim on this, but from some angles he looks like what you'd get if you asked ai to generate an "english diego simeone".
January 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Can Gary Neville explain why Tuchel and Ancelotti would tactically suit the current Man Utd squad? Can he explain which players in the dressing room would benefit from Tuchel or Ancelotti's man management? How does he think they would each fit in with the sporting director, the CEO, and Ratcliffe?
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
michael carrick gets it
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 PM
fabio capello is obviously not a tactically naive manager, but it's fascinating to think about how he got it so wrong here. these were his central midfield choices (gerrard often played wide) before carrick decided he'd had enough.
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 AM
fbref have been extremely classy about this whole thing, unlike some companies.
January 24, 2026 at 10:07 AM
not sure this was quite what they had in mind
January 23, 2026 at 12:24 PM
broke: arsenal 2026 vs man utd 2008

woke: maldini vs napoleon
January 22, 2026 at 8:06 PM
can someone find a single way in which that last sentence has anything to do with everything else written here.
January 19, 2026 at 6:42 PM
are we sure fabio capello is italian
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 PM
January 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
wait, everyone, i've figured it out. this can be a loose sequel to the newsletter that should come out tonight or tomorrow.
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 AM
it's interesting. he clearly thought about it, at least.
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 AM
ok, time to dig out michael carrick's autobiography
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 AM
well done, he's 20
January 17, 2026 at 12:34 PM
sherlock holmes over here
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
some team should just outright embrace this and say they're a comedy club. lighten things up in football a bit.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
i was looking up the chelsea sporting directors and that's all i need to know
December 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i love that these are all next to each other
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
just looking right now, these are the cheapest tickets for this game
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM