'Whenever I insert a link into a blog post or social media story I hear Zac Efron's young voice say/sing/shout 'Link!''

#blog

'The thing that annoyed me most about the film #Materialists wasn't the fact that it was NOT the quippy-hilarious-saucy 'will they/won't they/him or him' story we were led to believe by the trailer...'

'I hate using war analogies. As someone who has lived through a cancer experience, let me tell you, the battle/warrior/fight terminology is overdone and tacky. Stop it.'

'I drank the series like a sugary green smoothie, it took me about 48 hours to get through it all and I thoroughly enjoyed it - even though I realised somewhere towards the end just how depressing it was, with every character screaming or crying or even dying.'

'I pause to watch the tentative 8am sunlight slipping over roofs and streets as we slowly depart the sea-salted city I used to yearn to live in and be part of.'

'Went on a date at a chic new place where we shared our portions of chick'n tacos and roasted aubergine in the richest tomato sauce and talked until the bar staff were very visibly closing the place up...'

see a tattoo, post a tattoo

my knee grew flowers! done on my solo trip to NYC last year. 🌱

had coffee this morning with a friend's dog who is just so much more stylish than I could ever hope to be

witnessing a group of 18-year olds at the clerb tonight losing their sh*t when Soulja Boy came on has made me very optimistic for the youth of today

I know they're at war or whatever but I really wish all social platforms had the like/reply buttons in the exact same place

if a guy pauses making out to light a cig and tune up his guitar to 'go over some quick chords' - leave

February is coming soon, right? I mean, it has to

if a guy tells you you're 'too nice' to staff serving you in restaurants and cafes, or that you 'don't always have to tip' - dump him

howdy. only me.