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You don’t even know my real name; I’m the f*cking Lizard King
You believe what you want to believe, but I will go to my grave saying Erika Kirk is a shape-shifting reptilian Shabbat Shalom
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
You believe what you want to believe, but I will go to my grave saying Erika Kirk is a shape-shifting reptilian Shabbat Shalom
Do you think kids will get the joke if they knock on my door on Halloween and Karoline Leavitt answers, calls them all menaces to society and then gives them the WORST candy which is of course Good & Plenty
September 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Do you think kids will get the joke if they knock on my door on Halloween and Karoline Leavitt answers, calls them all menaces to society and then gives them the WORST candy which is of course Good & Plenty
It’s rough trying to get any real news in this era of the Astronomer Coldplay Affair
July 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s rough trying to get any real news in this era of the Astronomer Coldplay Affair
I’m totally loving being a single dog mom with these hot juicy cowboys from The McBee Dynasty fulfilling my dreams of getting wrangled like a loose calf at sundown 🔥
July 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m totally loving being a single dog mom with these hot juicy cowboys from The McBee Dynasty fulfilling my dreams of getting wrangled like a loose calf at sundown 🔥
I’m running on 3 hours of sleep excuse me while I lose myself in RHONY and ice cream
a man with a mustache is wearing a hat and a necklace and says peace out
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a hat and a necklace and says peace out
media.tenor.com
July 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m running on 3 hours of sleep excuse me while I lose myself in RHONY and ice cream
Happy 4th! 🇺🇸 it’s an absolutely ~*~brutal~*~ time to be even remotely empathetic!!
July 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Happy 4th! 🇺🇸 it’s an absolutely ~*~brutal~*~ time to be even remotely empathetic!!
I’ve been crossing political lines for dick; mentally glossing over whether or not I’m betraying my country 💪🇺🇸❤️🔥
June 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’ve been crossing political lines for dick; mentally glossing over whether or not I’m betraying my country 💪🇺🇸❤️🔥
I’ve been on the final episode of Sirens for a week and I can’t finish it because it’s just so bad and Julianne Moore is oozing internalized misogyny and right now that subject really grinds my gears
June 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’ve been on the final episode of Sirens for a week and I can’t finish it because it’s just so bad and Julianne Moore is oozing internalized misogyny and right now that subject really grinds my gears
Pride anecdote. My entire freshman year at Smith people called me Flamer No. 2, because even though Im bi I presented as flamingly straight. Flamer No. 1 was my friend Maureen who was in fact flamingly straight. She transferred to Amherst and meanwhile I went on to sleep with MuCH WOmeN SUch TiMeS
June 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Pride anecdote. My entire freshman year at Smith people called me Flamer No. 2, because even though Im bi I presented as flamingly straight. Flamer No. 1 was my friend Maureen who was in fact flamingly straight. She transferred to Amherst and meanwhile I went on to sleep with MuCH WOmeN SUch TiMeS
Mushroom foraging: not for me. I just pulled a tick off my EYEBROW
April 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Mushroom foraging: not for me. I just pulled a tick off my EYEBROW
I say I’m not gay anymore but then most of my Instagram for you page is Sabrina Carpenter
April 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I say I’m not gay anymore but then most of my Instagram for you page is Sabrina Carpenter
Everyone: Bird flu?
Karoline Leavitt’s chin filler: it’s only jumped to cats sheeple and who in their right mind has CATS
Karoline Leavitt’s chin filler: it’s only jumped to cats sheeple and who in their right mind has CATS
April 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Everyone: Bird flu?
Karoline Leavitt’s chin filler: it’s only jumped to cats sheeple and who in their right mind has CATS
Karoline Leavitt’s chin filler: it’s only jumped to cats sheeple and who in their right mind has CATS
Hey Siri purchase me a Dire Wolf
April 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hey Siri purchase me a Dire Wolf
I’ve found if you call a conservative a Nazi after any comment they make they tend to shut down real quick 👌☀️
April 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’ve found if you call a conservative a Nazi after any comment they make they tend to shut down real quick 👌☀️
I’ve purchased so much amazon prime I think I actually bought Lauren’s left boob.
March 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I’ve purchased so much amazon prime I think I actually bought Lauren’s left boob.
Is it just me or is Karoline Leavitt’s chin filler making all the rules
March 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is it just me or is Karoline Leavitt’s chin filler making all the rules
Guys in Jersey will be like “F*ck your mother, but hey I support her right to choose”
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Guys in Jersey will be like “F*ck your mother, but hey I support her right to choose”
It’s ok I’ve finally adjusted to the new White Lotus theme song
March 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It’s ok I’ve finally adjusted to the new White Lotus theme song
I too was once a dumb bitch who thought tax write-offs meant you could get shit for free.
March 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I too was once a dumb bitch who thought tax write-offs meant you could get shit for free.
Yesterday Tulsi Gabbard flagrantly committed purgery in front of the Senate. Cruella DeVil Jr. is also rumored to be a Russian agent. If she’s willing to lie under oath to US government so easily now, that means she’s done it before. A lot.
March 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Yesterday Tulsi Gabbard flagrantly committed purgery in front of the Senate. Cruella DeVil Jr. is also rumored to be a Russian agent. If she’s willing to lie under oath to US government so easily now, that means she’s done it before. A lot.
Jeannie Gerard is alive and well
March 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Jeannie Gerard is alive and well
I have an entire closet filled with clothes yet I find myself wearing the same three things on rotation until I crust over
March 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have an entire closet filled with clothes yet I find myself wearing the same three things on rotation until I crust over
When did I eat corn?
March 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
When did I eat corn?