I must have walked by this fence hundreds of times but today I noticed that the posts are crowned with little snail sculptures of varying sizes and poses.

I think Mark Zuckerberg might be a kinda uncool dude…

Today, with a straight face, I told two of my TLs that restaurants can’t use blenders to make blended drinks, they have to use a potato masher.
Reader, they both believed me

Last night I dreamt that I was staying in a fancy hotel and there were 5 different fridges in my room:
By the front door-generic, small hotel fridge
Kitchen-double door
Primary bedroom-double door with wine drawer
Bathroom-standard
Second kitchen-double door

I told many people about all 5 of them