James (can’t wear a pride jersey because Christianity) Reimer has signed a PTO with the Leafs. Pictured here thinking about that video of Nylander in just his underwear and a cup.

Me vs the rest of Bluesky right now

I want my son to get into hockey, but not like this. The Playmobil Stanley Cup Presentation set is affront to hockey fandom and the concept of toys in general.

First period beer choice #Leafsforever

What I look like scrolling through social media

My kids were cheering for the Bruins last night. Joke's on them, though. They're growing up in Toronto in a Leafs household. They're destined to spend every playoff like a couple of Winston Smiths at the end of 1984.

We all knew what we were getting with Klingberg - massive defensive shortcomings but elite off... I miss the days of Jeff Finger signings

It's great here, but you have to pretend the GIFs are animated.

Introduce yourself with:

One book
One movie
One album
One TV show

This would probably change if you asked me next week (except for the book), but this is what I got at the moment.