If cops didn't want you to touch their guns when they're standing on the subway platform maybe they shouldn't dress like that!
February 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If cops didn't want you to touch their guns when they're standing on the subway platform maybe they shouldn't dress like that!
A girl will mention her husband and then you meet him and it's just a 25-year-old
February 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A girl will mention her husband and then you meet him and it's just a 25-year-old
Just took my monthly walk over to my boyfriend's side of the bed to see What's Going On over there
February 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just took my monthly walk over to my boyfriend's side of the bed to see What's Going On over there
*Me trying to make the next hawk tuah viral video*
You just gotta twist it till you make that dick puke!
You just gotta twist it till you make that dick puke!
February 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
*Me trying to make the next hawk tuah viral video*
You just gotta twist it till you make that dick puke!
You just gotta twist it till you make that dick puke!
I love watching my boyfriend sleep he looks like a dead Abercrombie and Fitch model
February 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I love watching my boyfriend sleep he looks like a dead Abercrombie and Fitch model
I think your 30s is a perfect time to start buying really tiny tops
July 24, 2023 at 11:44 PM
I think your 30s is a perfect time to start buying really tiny tops
If I went on naked and afraid I would bring a machine gun
July 2, 2023 at 1:56 AM
If I went on naked and afraid I would bring a machine gun
I’m so stressed rn my fingernails look like I’ve been trying to crawl out of a well
July 2, 2023 at 1:15 AM
I’m so stressed rn my fingernails look like I’ve been trying to crawl out of a well
The nytimes should suggest people kill themselves more often imo
July 1, 2023 at 10:48 PM
The nytimes should suggest people kill themselves more often imo
Okay I think I figured out why I act like this (been slowly poisoning myself with mold from my shower curtain)
July 1, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Okay I think I figured out why I act like this (been slowly poisoning myself with mold from my shower curtain)
42 year olds love to be like “hah.”
June 10, 2023 at 4:07 AM
42 year olds love to be like “hah.”
My massage therapist told me I have a beautiful body and sad eyes what do you think she meant by that
June 10, 2023 at 4:06 AM
My massage therapist told me I have a beautiful body and sad eyes what do you think she meant by that
Are we posting photos here what’s the deal
June 3, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Are we posting photos here what’s the deal
Omw to make a deal with god, you guys need anything?
May 21, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Omw to make a deal with god, you guys need anything?
Pay no attention to the woman crying under the BQE
May 21, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Pay no attention to the woman crying under the BQE
Working up the courage to ask for a happy ending at the gynecologist
May 17, 2023 at 3:22 AM
Working up the courage to ask for a happy ending at the gynecologist
*having a seizure* will anyone drink coffee if I make a pot??
May 16, 2023 at 3:50 PM
*having a seizure* will anyone drink coffee if I make a pot??
Coming out to my parents by sitting down and turning on letterkenny. “You see those two sibling characters? Well I want to kiss the boy hick AND the girl hick”
May 11, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Coming out to my parents by sitting down and turning on letterkenny. “You see those two sibling characters? Well I want to kiss the boy hick AND the girl hick”
Inventing a new sex move called the Peter frampton where I cum with a talkbox in my mouth
May 8, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Inventing a new sex move called the Peter frampton where I cum with a talkbox in my mouth
This is the life I always envisioned for myself
May 7, 2023 at 8:49 PM
This is the life I always envisioned for myself
Getting surgery so I can finally have a video of me saying hilarious stuff on anesthesia
May 7, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Getting surgery so I can finally have a video of me saying hilarious stuff on anesthesia
On my 20th cup of coffee today I am now communicating telepathically with David lynch
May 5, 2023 at 9:27 PM
On my 20th cup of coffee today I am now communicating telepathically with David lynch
Your honor my client couldn’t have seen the other driver she was blasting everclear radio at the time
May 5, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Your honor my client couldn’t have seen the other driver she was blasting everclear radio at the time