drained an actual swamp to count all the creatures (alligators, snapping turtles, crayfish, swamp monsters)

I bought five completely unripe ones on Sunday for the week, and they're all already ripe. I'll trade ya 😉

I trained my dog to use buttons, it was an incredible tool for her! she was never very expressive of her needs prior to that (she was a rescue and very timid) but the way she picked up on and used the buttons was incredible.

lmao I am available any time for shirt cropping services