Farid, Enterprising Salvager
@gprise.bsky.social
"I have never killed anyone. I have only destroyed machines, because thats all I ever had to fight."
I post a funny magic card flavor text once a day
I post a funny magic card flavor text once a day
"𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑔, 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑒 𝑧𝑜𝑚𝑏𝑖𝑒-𝑝𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑚𝑢𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑏𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑠? 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ?" —𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑎, 𝐵𝑜𝑟𝑜𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑒
November 7, 2023 at 11:50 AM
"𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑔, 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑒 𝑧𝑜𝑚𝑏𝑖𝑒-𝑝𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑚𝑢𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑏𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑠? 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ?" —𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑎, 𝐵𝑜𝑟𝑜𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑒
"𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤."
November 3, 2023 at 2:33 PM
"𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤."
"𝐷𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑢𝑠?"
"𝑌𝑒𝑎ℎ?"
"𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑎 𝑔𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢."
"𝑆𝑜?"
"𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛'."
"𝑌𝑒𝑎ℎ?"
"𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑎 𝑔𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢."
"𝑆𝑜?"
"𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛'."
November 1, 2023 at 5:01 PM
"𝐷𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑢𝑠?"
"𝑌𝑒𝑎ℎ?"
"𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑎 𝑔𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢."
"𝑆𝑜?"
"𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛'."
"𝑌𝑒𝑎ℎ?"
"𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑎 𝑔𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢."
"𝑆𝑜?"
"𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛'."
"𝐵𝑖𝑔 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝐼,
𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑒𝑦𝑒.
𝑂𝑛𝑒-𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒
𝑇𝑤𝑜-𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑒"
—𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑦𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑝𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑡
𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑒𝑦𝑒.
𝑂𝑛𝑒-𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒
𝑇𝑤𝑜-𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑒"
—𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑦𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑝𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑡
October 30, 2023 at 10:45 AM
"𝐵𝑖𝑔 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝐼,
𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑒𝑦𝑒.
𝑂𝑛𝑒-𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒
𝑇𝑤𝑜-𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑒"
—𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑦𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑝𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑡
𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑒𝑦𝑒.
𝑂𝑛𝑒-𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒
𝑇𝑤𝑜-𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑒"
—𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑦𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑝𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑡
"𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑠, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠, 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛."
October 28, 2023 at 8:52 PM
"𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑠, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠, 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛."
"𝑇ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑔𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑔𝑜 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦. 𝐴𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑠"
October 26, 2023 at 7:29 PM
"𝑇ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑔𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑔𝑜 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦. 𝐴𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑠"
"Guess where I'm gonna plant this!"
October 25, 2023 at 6:35 PM
"Guess where I'm gonna plant this!"
"Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold."
October 24, 2023 at 3:40 PM
"Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold."
