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gpHarlock
@gpharlock.bsky.social
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Chugging all of the gender fluid I can find.
Very audibly obviously Minnesotan.
Obsessed with the Driftless.
Fledgling Hobby Farmer - Zone 4b.
In constant grapple with absurdity.
Clawing for immortality.
(she/they)
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gpharlock.bsky.social
update: I managed to stop crying. now I'm just lifting.
photograph, selfie of a person standing in front of a filthy mirror. they are wearing a tank top and extremely short shorts, holding a water bottle in one hand and their phone in the other
October 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
gpharlock.bsky.social
building muscle and crying a lot can i get a hell yeah
photograph: dirty mirror selfie of a person in a sports bra flexing one arm
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
gpharlock.bsky.social
those 90+ mph gusts were no joke last night. the poor farm stand 😭😭😭
photograph of a wooden roadside produce stand blown over and partially broken apart as the result of high speed storm winds
July 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
it's pickle season babes
photograph of a white person's arm extended in front of the camera, and holding a canning jar filled with homemade pickle chips & brine in their hand
July 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
there's easily 20+ cucumber plants growing in this year's garden. all hybrid picklers/slicers. rumblings of a cuke-ocalypse on the horizon. I am so ready to pickle, babes 🌱
photograph of a reddish brown woven basket containing 5 deep green cucumbers sitting on a butcher block style dark brown wooden tabletop
July 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
gpharlock.bsky.social
idk how tf this mfer accidentally grew broccoli but she done did it 💖

I should've known something was up when the "red cabbage" was in fact growing very green leaves 🌱
close up photograph of a white person's open hand holding a small number of very green broccoli florets over a rectangular stainless steel sink strainer basket
July 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
gpharlock.bsky.social
I lost my prescription eyeglasses in the mountains of Sequoia national park while communing with the redwoods. Came back a week later to try to retrace my steps and find them. Miraculously, without the aid of my glasses, I spotted them amongst some forest litter lmao. Can u see them?
Close-range photograph of a redwood forest floor littered with lots of decomposing bark and conifer foliage, burned wood, and sparse green undergrowth. The ear-hook and lens glare of a pair of prescription eyeglasses is camouflaged within
June 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
the spare of gus is back in full force this year!! roughly 20 patches of this stuff I can't wait to be eating it again 💖🌱
photograph of two green asparagus shoots coming up from garden soil that has a sparse layer of dead plant matter as mulch
April 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
This shit tastes so good after a day full of gardening-related manual labor 👏💖
photograph of a glass bottle of rocket bomb pop flavored state fair brand soda
April 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
This just in: Kiki gets lumpectomy, becomes cone rat
photograph of an orange and white long haired domestic cat with a bandaged leg and wearing a head cone
April 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
New garden beds for new beginnings 💖
wide angle photograph of a large garden mostly covered in dead vegetation and wood chips. There are raised garden beds made of metal and wood, as well as metal garden tunnel frames arranged about the space
April 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
frog
photograph of a northern leopard frog basking in the sun on a damp cracked concrete slab with my arm coming into frame from behind the camera giving a thumbs up
March 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
the last app I worked on getting totally decommissioned was so cathartic XDD
photo of a code comment on a laptop screen that reads "return a list of age cohort strings sorted by the grossest sort ever"
February 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
OK the root cellar is not cold enough, I don't think. these potatoes are out for blood. 🥔🌱🩸
photograph of a woven basket full of potatoes that have very lengthy stalks growing from them in all directions
February 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
gpharlock.bsky.social
After surviving for a month since the event on the outskirts of town at a bait shop, I got bit fumbling with my flashlight battery in an underground tunnel beneath a sanitarium somewhat nearby my new home. So much preparation and progress gone to one stupid mistake. At least I saved those rabbits...
Screenshot from project zomboid. It is night time, so there is just a black background with some text that reads as follows: ' you survived 1 month, 11 days, 20 hours. you killed 487 zombies. game mode: apocalypse '
December 29, 2024 at 4:13 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
no garden chores also means it's winter gym rat season out in the workshop. softening up now means a world of hurt later so I gotta step it up 🔥
photograph, selfie, in front of a giant mirror. a person wearing a tank top and black short shorts stands in a garage with their elbow resting on the handle of an elliptical exercise machine.
November 28, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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what are they talking about? (wrong answers only)
photograph of a long-haired orange/white siberian cat and a black short-haired cat sitting in close proximity to one another on a light-colored carpet floor
November 10, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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I keep forgetting to be more online without regular access to my desktop pc... but here I am again XD

Vine borers AND powdery mildew be damned.

They still pulled it off 🥰
photo of a somewhat rusted black wheelbarrow overfilled with a variety of black, yellow, orange, and green pumpkins of very differing sizes
October 22, 2024 at 5:56 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
powdery mildew is taking its toll on the pumpkin patch, but they do still be out there. So many chaos sunflowers as well 🥰

probably could save the pumpkin patch from further despair, but my HP has been too low for too long...

😖
photograph of a sprawling mass of green and pale yellow vines and leaves. some small orange pumpkins dotting the undergrowth and wood chips. behind and to the right are various tall and spindly yellow, orange, and red sunflowers
September 12, 2024 at 6:43 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
cucurbit vine borers be damned this bitch growin PUNKINS 🎃🌱
photograph of a young small green pumpkin on a bed of wood chips beneath a canopy of its own vine's lush green sprawling leaves
August 9, 2024 at 6:20 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
CW alcohol:

Brewed a bunch of nashi mead last year. Finally got to bottling it, it's aged/clarified SO WELL. Sweet and fruity lead, absolute burning in the middle, and breaks away to a mildly sweet and very yeasty finish. So far, a sipping batch with how strong it is. More aging ahead! ❤️
photograph of four large glass bottles of golden colored apple pear mead. each clear glass bottle has a wide horizontal black band around it near the bottom. the bottles sit atop a dark brown wooden tabletop. an open door frames the blue sky and green treetops in the background
August 9, 2024 at 6:11 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
garden fresh umbyumbs
outdoor photograph of a pale-skinned hand holding a red and yellow onion
July 31, 2024 at 9:00 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
I honestly forgor if there are even any pie pumpkins out here 🤣 I'll let you know lmao
photograph of a pumpkin patch growing amongst a bed of wood chips. large sprawling green leaves and vines reach out from clustered mounds, and have sparse yellow flowers hiding below
July 29, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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dangit I keep forgetting this place exists. farm life + full time job is exhausting. however, the chickens are getting huge and some have begun laying their little pullet eggs 🥰 I love these lil ladies.

also, parts of the garden are absolutely BOOMING right now. PUMPKIN PATCH INCOMING 👀
photograph of a small group of white, brown, and black hens. they are all gathered in front of a shallow blue kiddie pool, surrounding a yellow fabric hanging net which contains a bundle of fresh carrot greens photograph of a round red wire basket filled with small brown, light brown, and pale blue-green chicken eggs. the basket sits atop a brown wooden counter top and the sun beams in from a patio door in the background
July 29, 2024 at 3:27 PM
gpharlock.bsky.social
4+ inches of rain later 🌧️ everything is so green and happy, especially the sweet corn 🌽❤️🌱
photograph of a straw-mulched garden, focusing on four rows of sweet corn that are roughly one foot in height
June 23, 2024 at 3:53 PM