G.P.
@gp13.bsky.social
Research Scientist • Agent of Chaos • Aggie 3x 🔵🟡
Clearly Mike Tyson’s bite is more devastating than an AR-15 bullet
May 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Clearly Mike Tyson’s bite is more devastating than an AR-15 bullet
Asking me if I’m going to reschedule my cookout because of the weather is a foolish question. My first time using my smoker was in the snow. As long as it’s safe for people to pull up, they can pull up.
May 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Asking me if I’m going to reschedule my cookout because of the weather is a foolish question. My first time using my smoker was in the snow. As long as it’s safe for people to pull up, they can pull up.
The only problem I find I have with this app is remembering it exists. I still think it is a far better app, but not having notifications on means I have to remember to actively open and use the app.
May 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The only problem I find I have with this app is remembering it exists. I still think it is a far better app, but not having notifications on means I have to remember to actively open and use the app.
All I do is grill, work, exercise, and listen to music. Just need to incorporate some traveling and this season of my life will be perfect.
The problem is I can’t fly with my smoker 😒😕
The problem is I can’t fly with my smoker 😒😕
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
All I do is grill, work, exercise, and listen to music. Just need to incorporate some traveling and this season of my life will be perfect.
The problem is I can’t fly with my smoker 😒😕
The problem is I can’t fly with my smoker 😒😕
Grilling season is year round. Barring a natural, that smoker gonna get to smoking.
- Lamb quarter
- Whole chickens
- Turkey wings
- Whole turkey
- Lamb quarter
- Whole chickens
- Turkey wings
- Whole turkey
March 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Grilling season is year round. Barring a natural, that smoker gonna get to smoking.
- Lamb quarter
- Whole chickens
- Turkey wings
- Whole turkey
- Lamb quarter
- Whole chickens
- Turkey wings
- Whole turkey
People really just be saying anything man. It’s way beyond ridiculous at this point.
March 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
People really just be saying anything man. It’s way beyond ridiculous at this point.
What do they do with the trash in paradise?
March 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
What do they do with the trash in paradise?
Sinatra is very unpleasant to look at
March 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Sinatra is very unpleasant to look at
Elon is not an intellectual, academic, or scientist. He is a businessman. He does not have the fundamental or theoretical knowledge to be selling any of the products his businesses sell. I don’t trust any of it and I never will.
January 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Elon is not an intellectual, academic, or scientist. He is a businessman. He does not have the fundamental or theoretical knowledge to be selling any of the products his businesses sell. I don’t trust any of it and I never will.
I be having the best ideas for Valentine’s Day every year, but rarely have a chance to execute them. Gonna be saving my coins again this year it seems.
January 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I be having the best ideas for Valentine’s Day every year, but rarely have a chance to execute them. Gonna be saving my coins again this year it seems.
I am in fact not a good person 🙂↔️
January 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I am in fact not a good person 🙂↔️
I’m going to take a vacation in the spring to just sleep in, go and walks, and listen to music. Nice little reset
January 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m going to take a vacation in the spring to just sleep in, go and walks, and listen to music. Nice little reset
The racism on twitter is OD
January 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The racism on twitter is OD
I do actually like this app a lot better than twitter.
January 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I do actually like this app a lot better than twitter.
I love myself
I’m selfish
I’m selfish
January 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I love myself
I’m selfish
I’m selfish
I’m actually hilarious in real life
January 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’m actually hilarious in real life
People would rather stalk your social media and draw the most random and incorrect conclusions instead of picking up the phone to call you and have a direct conversation.
December 17, 2024 at 4:20 AM
People would rather stalk your social media and draw the most random and incorrect conclusions instead of picking up the phone to call you and have a direct conversation.
For once, writing did not help. Just gonna do some reading and call it a night early.
December 16, 2024 at 10:47 PM
For once, writing did not help. Just gonna do some reading and call it a night early.
It’s really crazy the way people be losing me. It’s almost like their instincts tell them I think poorly of myself and that could not be further from the truth.
December 14, 2024 at 7:16 AM
It’s really crazy the way people be losing me. It’s almost like their instincts tell them I think poorly of myself and that could not be further from the truth.
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December 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Can’t believe I’m sober thinking like this lmao
December 13, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Can’t believe I’m sober thinking like this lmao
NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist so who is it? Quote yours.
This would probably be very chaotic and I’d be here for all of it lol
This would probably be very chaotic and I’d be here for all of it lol
December 12, 2024 at 10:23 PM
NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist so who is it? Quote yours.
This would probably be very chaotic and I’d be here for all of it lol
This would probably be very chaotic and I’d be here for all of it lol