Pontius Pilate
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Governor, Foodie. I like to wash my hands
We in the EU have been laughing at you all. What are you thinking? For months it’s NO NO NO NO and suddenly Yes.
You fucking imbeciles. Don’t you know it’s a trap? It’s like your idiot American horror movie. You idiot clowns. You deserve your nightmare on Elms street
You fucking imbeciles. Don’t you know it’s a trap? It’s like your idiot American horror movie. You idiot clowns. You deserve your nightmare on Elms street
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We in the EU have been laughing at you all. What are you thinking? For months it’s NO NO NO NO and suddenly Yes.
You fucking imbeciles. Don’t you know it’s a trap? It’s like your idiot American horror movie. You idiot clowns. You deserve your nightmare on Elms street
You fucking imbeciles. Don’t you know it’s a trap? It’s like your idiot American horror movie. You idiot clowns. You deserve your nightmare on Elms street
Curious: are you angry at Trump? Or are you angry that the other woman in the press pool continued her question without pause?
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Curious: are you angry at Trump? Or are you angry that the other woman in the press pool continued her question without pause?
Yeah baby. You need a crucifixion? WWW dot PONTIUSPILATECRUCIFIXIONS dot com Me and the Mrs work holidays and 11-4p on Sundays.
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yeah baby. You need a crucifixion? WWW dot PONTIUSPILATECRUCIFIXIONS dot com Me and the Mrs work holidays and 11-4p on Sundays.
Uhhhmmmm …. You mean there, right?
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Uhhhmmmm …. You mean there, right?
Curious: are they afraid to show spine because if they did they would be banned from the pool? Seriously. This has always puzzled me why anyone be allowed to speak this way.
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Curious: are they afraid to show spine because if they did they would be banned from the pool? Seriously. This has always puzzled me why anyone be allowed to speak this way.
You ppl are so naive. You think Bondi and Goofy Eyes and going to take their boss and crucify him? They’re up to something so heinous… it’s like a cartoon watching you ppl. Ooooh the Democrats so self righteous while the GOP are butt fucking your underage daughters & the media posting it to TicToc
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You ppl are so naive. You think Bondi and Goofy Eyes and going to take their boss and crucify him? They’re up to something so heinous… it’s like a cartoon watching you ppl. Ooooh the Democrats so self righteous while the GOP are butt fucking your underage daughters & the media posting it to TicToc
Uuuuhhhmmmmmnnnn sooooo even tho I’m a native of Iberia I feel it’s safe speculation this may be the best the state of Louisiana could do 🤷🏼♂️ IMO. Food is great. Ppl not so much. Many candidates for crucifixion IMO
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Uuuuhhhmmmmmnnnn sooooo even tho I’m a native of Iberia I feel it’s safe speculation this may be the best the state of Louisiana could do 🤷🏼♂️ IMO. Food is great. Ppl not so much. Many candidates for crucifixion IMO
Nope. The ppl documenting it doing NOTHING deserve to be crucified then burn. Disgusting cowardly pieces of shit
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Nope. The ppl documenting it doing NOTHING deserve to be crucified then burn. Disgusting cowardly pieces of shit
Nope, sorry, if you’re able to look at this and not say why isn’t anyone helping, why is everyone documenting this like it’s some fucking National Geographic documentary about a baboon chewing up bambi you’re a fucking douche POS. So fuck off you Vulcan POS
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Nope, sorry, if you’re able to look at this and not say why isn’t anyone helping, why is everyone documenting this like it’s some fucking National Geographic documentary about a baboon chewing up bambi you’re a fucking douche POS. So fuck off you Vulcan POS
Sorry, bruh, they’re not on your side. That sneaky fat piggy and that cunt Bondi have something up there sleeves
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sorry, bruh, they’re not on your side. That sneaky fat piggy and that cunt Bondi have something up there sleeves
I’ll take Times when it’s okay to use “you fucking asshole” as a congressman for $1000 please
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’ll take Times when it’s okay to use “you fucking asshole” as a congressman for $1000 please
Trump gives MSB the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 3…2…
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump gives MSB the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 3…2…
Things happened to Charlie Kirk, too.
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Things happened to Charlie Kirk, too.
I’ll take bad guys who did bad things at Ohio State for $1000, pleasw
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’ll take bad guys who did bad things at Ohio State for $1000, pleasw
I don’t know who you are but I like your posts. I would become an American and throw rocks by your side if you held a political post. America needs more like you.
Yeah, postcards. Strongly worded letters. Filibusters. Bullshit.
Throw a shoe.
Yeah, postcards. Strongly worded letters. Filibusters. Bullshit.
Throw a shoe.
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I don’t know who you are but I like your posts. I would become an American and throw rocks by your side if you held a political post. America needs more like you.
Yeah, postcards. Strongly worded letters. Filibusters. Bullshit.
Throw a shoe.
Yeah, postcards. Strongly worded letters. Filibusters. Bullshit.
Throw a shoe.
He’s gonna use “Things happen” when Melania confronts him about his Epstein shenanigans
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
He’s gonna use “Things happen” when Melania confronts him about his Epstein shenanigans
Because he knows he’s getting a rim job from Stephen Miller afterwards
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Because he knows he’s getting a rim job from Stephen Miller afterwards
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So what’s the status of the lawsuit that the 911 families have against Saudi Arabia?
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So what’s the status of the lawsuit that the 911 families have against Saudi Arabia?
I’ll take foreign governments allegedly involved in 9/11 for $1000 please
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’ll take foreign governments allegedly involved in 9/11 for $1000 please
MBS: However, there will be flesh, yes
Trump: yep, lubed, good to go
MBS: Not the children
Trump: Huh?
Trump: yep, lubed, good to go
MBS: Not the children
Trump: Huh?
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
MBS: However, there will be flesh, yes
Trump: yep, lubed, good to go
MBS: Not the children
Trump: Huh?
Trump: yep, lubed, good to go
MBS: Not the children
Trump: Huh?
Shut up, piggie
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Shut up, piggie
I’ll take People alleged to have killed Jamal Khashoggi for $1000 please
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’ll take People alleged to have killed Jamal Khashoggi for $1000 please
But yes, Jo, crucify his fat ass
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
But yes, Jo, crucify his fat ass
Sry but this is emblematic of you Americans. Rather than pick up a brick you video your neighbors assaulted by masked police. Rather than help a woman thrown to the grown by some shitbag you stand around to post to your tic toc. This is only tolerated in the USA.
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sry but this is emblematic of you Americans. Rather than pick up a brick you video your neighbors assaulted by masked police. Rather than help a woman thrown to the grown by some shitbag you stand around to post to your tic toc. This is only tolerated in the USA.
Imagine that…
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Imagine that…