GovernmentMeat
@governmentmeat.bsky.social
Professional photographer, giftmaker, amateur supervillain, and video game streamer
For some unknown reason I just had a flashback to this one time some kid was over playing at my house and he sprayed me with a water gun, so I grabbed another water gun and he said "No stop! My mom said I can't get wet!"
This was not the furst time he had done this. So I sprayed his honkey ass.
This was not the furst time he had done this. So I sprayed his honkey ass.
August 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
For some unknown reason I just had a flashback to this one time some kid was over playing at my house and he sprayed me with a water gun, so I grabbed another water gun and he said "No stop! My mom said I can't get wet!"
This was not the furst time he had done this. So I sprayed his honkey ass.
This was not the furst time he had done this. So I sprayed his honkey ass.
August is always just the worst goddamn month.
August 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
August is always just the worst goddamn month.
I really dont see much purpose in contuing to try.
August 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I really dont see much purpose in contuing to try.
Get thagomizered idiot
#dinosaur#meme
#dinosaur#meme
August 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Get thagomizered idiot
#dinosaur#meme
#dinosaur#meme
My Karma made a new best friend on our night walks! No idea what his name is but he's a very friendly little guy! Now when we walk past where we met him she looks around for him.
August 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My Karma made a new best friend on our night walks! No idea what his name is but he's a very friendly little guy! Now when we walk past where we met him she looks around for him.
We all think we want our elders to be more progressive but imagine a bunch of elderly boomer preaching Hegelian dialectics to you like they fucking invented it
August 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We all think we want our elders to be more progressive but imagine a bunch of elderly boomer preaching Hegelian dialectics to you like they fucking invented it
Man I really wish I could find somebody to pay me to do this because I am super good at it
July 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Man I really wish I could find somebody to pay me to do this because I am super good at it
Oh shit, it's the cops! And a sailor! And a construction worker... is that a Native American in a ceremonial headdress?
Oh, nvm, it's The Village People.
Oh, nvm, it's The Village People.
July 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oh shit, it's the cops! And a sailor! And a construction worker... is that a Native American in a ceremonial headdress?
Oh, nvm, it's The Village People.
Oh, nvm, it's The Village People.
I WILL NO LONGER ALLOW THE WICKED TO TRAVERSE THIS LAND UNPUNISHED
BLOOD WILL FALL FRON THE HEAVENS
ANGELS WILL ORAISE THE SWINGS OF MY BLADE
AND GOD HIMSELF WILL APLLAUD THE SCREAMS OF MY ENEMIES
-Finn, the Human
BLOOD WILL FALL FRON THE HEAVENS
ANGELS WILL ORAISE THE SWINGS OF MY BLADE
AND GOD HIMSELF WILL APLLAUD THE SCREAMS OF MY ENEMIES
-Finn, the Human
July 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I WILL NO LONGER ALLOW THE WICKED TO TRAVERSE THIS LAND UNPUNISHED
BLOOD WILL FALL FRON THE HEAVENS
ANGELS WILL ORAISE THE SWINGS OF MY BLADE
AND GOD HIMSELF WILL APLLAUD THE SCREAMS OF MY ENEMIES
-Finn, the Human
BLOOD WILL FALL FRON THE HEAVENS
ANGELS WILL ORAISE THE SWINGS OF MY BLADE
AND GOD HIMSELF WILL APLLAUD THE SCREAMS OF MY ENEMIES
-Finn, the Human
came across this already HUGE locust molting under a holly bush this morning on my walk with my dog, very cool, first time seeing it for me!
#insects #nature #photography
#insects #nature #photography
July 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
came across this already HUGE locust molting under a holly bush this morning on my walk with my dog, very cool, first time seeing it for me!
#insects #nature #photography
#insects #nature #photography
Maxem Urgent Care preys on the poor
June 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Maxem Urgent Care preys on the poor
Anybody else get sleepy when they start up Skyrim just due to the number of times you've accidentally fallen asleep on the main screen?
June 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Anybody else get sleepy when they start up Skyrim just due to the number of times you've accidentally fallen asleep on the main screen?
I spend way more time looking at, downloading, and reordering mods than I do actually playing Skyrim
June 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I spend way more time looking at, downloading, and reordering mods than I do actually playing Skyrim
Turns out there is a huge overlap in security guards and people with a severe phobia of pitbulls
June 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Turns out there is a huge overlap in security guards and people with a severe phobia of pitbulls
People who are normally boring having fun with alcohol is a fucking disaster
June 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
People who are normally boring having fun with alcohol is a fucking disaster
More like ELON Sleazebaggano, am I right nerds?
June 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
More like ELON Sleazebaggano, am I right nerds?
You still have to get a swastika tattoo yo get ant anti-swatika tattoo
June 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You still have to get a swastika tattoo yo get ant anti-swatika tattoo
Some new items for the shop, which doesn't physically exist!
If you see anything I've made and wsnt one, please DM me, I will also gladly give you advice and recommendations for starting oit doing your own tech-assisted crafting!
If you see anything I've made and wsnt one, please DM me, I will also gladly give you advice and recommendations for starting oit doing your own tech-assisted crafting!
June 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Some new items for the shop, which doesn't physically exist!
If you see anything I've made and wsnt one, please DM me, I will also gladly give you advice and recommendations for starting oit doing your own tech-assisted crafting!
If you see anything I've made and wsnt one, please DM me, I will also gladly give you advice and recommendations for starting oit doing your own tech-assisted crafting!