Gary Seven
@goulash-guy.bsky.social
Supervisor 194, code name: Gary Seven
For those of us under a certain age, "Who is Barney?" may be the more pertinent question.
January 17, 2026 at 6:04 AM
For those of us under a certain age, "Who is Barney?" may be the more pertinent question.
People do this all the time, but what is the bloody point of opening with "I have the utmost respect for" someone, and then labelling them in a completely disrespectful way?
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
People do this all the time, but what is the bloody point of opening with "I have the utmost respect for" someone, and then labelling them in a completely disrespectful way?
Maybe ya gotta hand it to Machado. Now hear me out, isn't this a foolproof way to get a hidden explosive device into the White House?
January 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Maybe ya gotta hand it to Machado. Now hear me out, isn't this a foolproof way to get a hidden explosive device into the White House?
Now that Trump has won the Nobel Peace Prize, insiders say he has his eye now on the Nobel Prize in Physics. Can he do it? Some say yes.
January 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Now that Trump has won the Nobel Peace Prize, insiders say he has his eye now on the Nobel Prize in Physics. Can he do it? Some say yes.
Slipped and fell on the ice and your firearm went off? That's poor training. Shot someone in the face 3 times that you felt disrespected you? That's what they were trained for.
January 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Slipped and fell on the ice and your firearm went off? That's poor training. Shot someone in the face 3 times that you felt disrespected you? That's what they were trained for.
Two hands to drink that glass of water.
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Two hands to drink that glass of water.
Not sure about this analogy in defending Tom's "fascism" terminology argument, though. It would seem to imply that, like cancer, there actually is a large spectrum of what can technically be termed "fascism".
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Not sure about this analogy in defending Tom's "fascism" terminology argument, though. It would seem to imply that, like cancer, there actually is a large spectrum of what can technically be termed "fascism".
"Fucking bitch", said the previously traumatized officer.
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
"Fucking bitch", said the previously traumatized officer.
Actually, it's not sarcasm unless it's from the Sarcast region of..." *Anvil drops from sky making whistling sound with increasing volume...speaker looks up helplessly and withdraws, seemingly from nowhere, a small "help" sign.* It is too late for help.
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Actually, it's not sarcasm unless it's from the Sarcast region of..." *Anvil drops from sky making whistling sound with increasing volume...speaker looks up helplessly and withdraws, seemingly from nowhere, a small "help" sign.* It is too late for help.
I voted for this dude but, I'm sorry, he's just another who will only condemn those when there are no potential repercussions in doing so. He could/should have condemned other recent acts by other "regimes", but didn't. Fuck this, fuck him.
January 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I voted for this dude but, I'm sorry, he's just another who will only condemn those when there are no potential repercussions in doing so. He could/should have condemned other recent acts by other "regimes", but didn't. Fuck this, fuck him.
38% do not oppose. This is what is presently wrong with America.
January 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
38% do not oppose. This is what is presently wrong with America.
While the use of "fascism" to describe the current US government may not be correct, its use is definitely not "in the same way" as Noem using the "terrorist" term on an obvious victim, though. C'mon.
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
While the use of "fascism" to describe the current US government may not be correct, its use is definitely not "in the same way" as Noem using the "terrorist" term on an obvious victim, though. C'mon.
With a bee-shape bottle, which end the honey come out.
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
With a bee-shape bottle, which end the honey come out.
Looks a little like it should be over a roll of toilet paper, with a barbie doll sticking out the top.
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Looks a little like it should be over a roll of toilet paper, with a barbie doll sticking out the top.
I am buckled up. But he doesn't seem to be taking us anywhere.
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I am buckled up. But he doesn't seem to be taking us anywhere.
i pray that some day, "husky" too becomes viral slang.
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i pray that some day, "husky" too becomes viral slang.
Not sure if it's the time to lapse into nostalgia, as tempting as that is right now. And to play along anyway, I'd pick 1992 for personal reasons. :)
December 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Not sure if it's the time to lapse into nostalgia, as tempting as that is right now. And to play along anyway, I'd pick 1992 for personal reasons. :)
Of all the numbers that have been pulled from thin air by this administration, this "trillion dollars" ranks among the finest.
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Of all the numbers that have been pulled from thin air by this administration, this "trillion dollars" ranks among the finest.
How long have the cheddar jalepeno cheetos been around? Just discovered them a few months ago and...life changing.
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How long have the cheddar jalepeno cheetos been around? Just discovered them a few months ago and...life changing.
What about Don Ho's Hawaiian-style version, Ha-leh-lu-gee? He really brought a Christmas-y feel to it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What about Don Ho's Hawaiian-style version, Ha-leh-lu-gee? He really brought a Christmas-y feel to it.
Goddam, the takes have become so bad, I keep mistaking them for irony.
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Goddam, the takes have become so bad, I keep mistaking them for irony.