lot of reviews I've read describe the writing as weak on the negative end or cute and quirky on the positive end and i gotta say Man, if you don't feel these characters in your soul, if you don't Get it then I'm afraid you've never known actual people like this and would probably never be My Friend

genuinely in awe of a game in 2025 having me fight dogs while this guy says corny shit like "You're Mine."
absolute gaming

agreed