Jamal
@gottacatchjamal.bsky.social
Just a dude fucking around living life
People who don’t know when to be serious are pretty annoying.
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
People who don’t know when to be serious are pretty annoying.
Walking into somewhere warm when it’s cold outside is peak.
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Walking into somewhere warm when it’s cold outside is peak.
I’m still learning how to live but I’m definitely doing some things right 👍
September 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I’m still learning how to live but I’m definitely doing some things right 👍
Dudes will see their side piece at a function and make sure nobody talks to her. Criminal work
September 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Dudes will see their side piece at a function and make sure nobody talks to her. Criminal work
Being hungry distracts me from falling asleep unless I’m really tired
August 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Being hungry distracts me from falling asleep unless I’m really tired
Need a nice Hispanic woman to come ruin my life
August 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Need a nice Hispanic woman to come ruin my life
Freezing to death gotta be one of the worst ways to go
August 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Freezing to death gotta be one of the worst ways to go
The most shiesty dudes I know always seem to have a new women lined up, the math ain’t mathing
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The most shiesty dudes I know always seem to have a new women lined up, the math ain’t mathing
Why not risk life when it’s gonna keep goin
August 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Why not risk life when it’s gonna keep goin
You know someone doesn’t cook when their whole cart is full with frozen foods 😂
August 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You know someone doesn’t cook when their whole cart is full with frozen foods 😂
I realize I smile or say hello to random older women but do none of that with women around my age. I guess I just feel safer knowing they don’t think I’m hitting on them.
August 16, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I realize I smile or say hello to random older women but do none of that with women around my age. I guess I just feel safer knowing they don’t think I’m hitting on them.
Watching dads shop with their kids is pretty cool. It’s normally mostly moms I see
August 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Watching dads shop with their kids is pretty cool. It’s normally mostly moms I see
Some people have such strength of character. I’m a pretty boring guy comparatively. But I like this boring guy
August 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Some people have such strength of character. I’m a pretty boring guy comparatively. But I like this boring guy
I might be a brunch kind of guy
July 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I might be a brunch kind of guy
Damn everyone has a kid somehow
July 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Damn everyone has a kid somehow
When my ac doesn’t work I think of the great gatsby scene where they’re just chilling in a room with a bunch of buckets of ice
June 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
When my ac doesn’t work I think of the great gatsby scene where they’re just chilling in a room with a bunch of buckets of ice
I might be a weirdo cause I kinda like watching the hydrogen peroxide bubble in my wounds
June 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I might be a weirdo cause I kinda like watching the hydrogen peroxide bubble in my wounds
Late night burgers just hit different
June 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Late night burgers just hit different
Sometimes I get really focused on a web novel for a few days/weeks and then randomly lose interest not sure why
June 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sometimes I get really focused on a web novel for a few days/weeks and then randomly lose interest not sure why
Comparison is the thief of joy
June 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Comparison is the thief of joy
Sometimes I drink water expecting to taste something but then I remember it’s just water
June 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Sometimes I drink water expecting to taste something but then I remember it’s just water
Grown people getting mad enough to punch and break stuff feels like a temper tantrum to me. Like come on
June 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Grown people getting mad enough to punch and break stuff feels like a temper tantrum to me. Like come on
Dudes out here moving funny. I gotta stay in my lane
June 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Dudes out here moving funny. I gotta stay in my lane