gotkube
@gotkube.bsky.social
Basically a mad scientist.
Nobody’s “bro”
Nobody’s “bro”
*June 2025*
Meta: “You have interacted with something that violates our community standards. You can appeal this.”
Me: *appeals*
Meta (within an hour): “DENIED! ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS WILL BE PERMANENTLY DELETED! DIE SCUM!”
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*Today*:
Meta: “You have interacted with something that violates our community standards. You can appeal this.”
Me: *appeals*
Meta (within an hour): “DENIED! ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS WILL BE PERMANENTLY DELETED! DIE SCUM!”
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…
*Today*:
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
*June 2025*
Meta: “You have interacted with something that violates our community standards. You can appeal this.”
Me: *appeals*
Meta (within an hour): “DENIED! ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS WILL BE PERMANENTLY DELETED! DIE SCUM!”
…
…
*Today*:
Meta: “You have interacted with something that violates our community standards. You can appeal this.”
Me: *appeals*
Meta (within an hour): “DENIED! ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS WILL BE PERMANENTLY DELETED! DIE SCUM!”
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…
*Today*:
When you haven’t checked your system emails for a while…
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
When you haven’t checked your system emails for a while…
@playoverwatch2.bsky.social out here keeping me in a painful era. My FIL had just died. My wife was diagnosed with Crohns (that her Dad died due to complications of). I was numb, and tbh, this game, at that time, literally kept me alive (and would do so many more times over the subsequent years).
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
@playoverwatch2.bsky.social out here keeping me in a painful era. My FIL had just died. My wife was diagnosed with Crohns (that her Dad died due to complications of). I was numb, and tbh, this game, at that time, literally kept me alive (and would do so many more times over the subsequent years).
The #Overwatch crowd on a Friday night is something else…
August 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The #Overwatch crowd on a Friday night is something else…
Chilling in my hot-spring-pool, admiring the view I built over the weekend.
This is literally the closest I may ever get to a vacation again.
#minecraft
This is literally the closest I may ever get to a vacation again.
#minecraft
August 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Chilling in my hot-spring-pool, admiring the view I built over the weekend.
This is literally the closest I may ever get to a vacation again.
#minecraft
This is literally the closest I may ever get to a vacation again.
#minecraft
Coconut oil completely melted in it’s jar and looked… interesting… when I added it to the pan. 😬 #skeetskeetskeet
August 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Coconut oil completely melted in it’s jar and looked… interesting… when I added it to the pan. 😬 #skeetskeetskeet
There’s light out there somewhere. Just not here.
August 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
There’s light out there somewhere. Just not here.
I collect them like Pokémon. #overwatch
July 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I collect them like Pokémon. #overwatch
Tires are once again need imminent replacing. Just LOVE this recurring expense and source of stress every 12-16 months. FML
July 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tires are once again need imminent replacing. Just LOVE this recurring expense and source of stress every 12-16 months. FML
I asked ChatGPT to generate an image of the saddest meal it can imagine for a Reddit thread.
This is what it generated.
I told it I was worried it would produce an image of what I usually eat for lunch every day (toast w/ jam), and have been eating for several months in an attempt to save money…
This is what it generated.
I told it I was worried it would produce an image of what I usually eat for lunch every day (toast w/ jam), and have been eating for several months in an attempt to save money…
June 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I asked ChatGPT to generate an image of the saddest meal it can imagine for a Reddit thread.
This is what it generated.
I told it I was worried it would produce an image of what I usually eat for lunch every day (toast w/ jam), and have been eating for several months in an attempt to save money…
This is what it generated.
I told it I was worried it would produce an image of what I usually eat for lunch every day (toast w/ jam), and have been eating for several months in an attempt to save money…
I just watched an unmarked helicopter land at the Alberta Children’s Hospital on FlightRadar24 arriving from Claresholm.
Sending good thoughts to the passengers on that flight. Probably isn’t a good situation for those involved. 😔
#yyc
Sending good thoughts to the passengers on that flight. Probably isn’t a good situation for those involved. 😔
#yyc
June 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I just watched an unmarked helicopter land at the Alberta Children’s Hospital on FlightRadar24 arriving from Claresholm.
Sending good thoughts to the passengers on that flight. Probably isn’t a good situation for those involved. 😔
#yyc
Sending good thoughts to the passengers on that flight. Probably isn’t a good situation for those involved. 😔
#yyc
I’d staple this to their stupid foreheads if I could
June 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I’d staple this to their stupid foreheads if I could
Visited an old friend on their death bed today.
Most of the theatre is gone. They’re halfway through Theatre 5 today. All the other theatres, and my beloved concession and projection, are all gone.
I’m glad I got to say goodbye one last time last year.
#calgary #eauclairemarket #thefarewelltour
Most of the theatre is gone. They’re halfway through Theatre 5 today. All the other theatres, and my beloved concession and projection, are all gone.
I’m glad I got to say goodbye one last time last year.
#calgary #eauclairemarket #thefarewelltour
March 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Visited an old friend on their death bed today.
Most of the theatre is gone. They’re halfway through Theatre 5 today. All the other theatres, and my beloved concession and projection, are all gone.
I’m glad I got to say goodbye one last time last year.
#calgary #eauclairemarket #thefarewelltour
Most of the theatre is gone. They’re halfway through Theatre 5 today. All the other theatres, and my beloved concession and projection, are all gone.
I’m glad I got to say goodbye one last time last year.
#calgary #eauclairemarket #thefarewelltour
Turned on Overwatch only to see it exclaim “It’s September 2017…” and I suddenly have a PTSD moment from that era; the beginning of our ‘new reality.’ I don’t remember much from the start of that era… but I definitely remember the end…
February 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Turned on Overwatch only to see it exclaim “It’s September 2017…” and I suddenly have a PTSD moment from that era; the beginning of our ‘new reality.’ I don’t remember much from the start of that era… but I definitely remember the end…
I’ve got this one loaded for the foreseeable future
January 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’ve got this one loaded for the foreseeable future