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Non NFL folks plz ignore me on this… BUT HOW TF CAN MIAMI SUCK SO BAD BUT STILL NOT SUCK AS BAD AS THE RAIDERS & THE BRONCOS ARE SUCKING TONIGHT?!?!?!!!!???! GIRLZ, I am TIRED. 😩
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Non NFL folks plz ignore me on this… BUT HOW TF CAN MIAMI SUCK SO BAD BUT STILL NOT SUCK AS BAD AS THE RAIDERS & THE BRONCOS ARE SUCKING TONIGHT?!?!?!!!!???! GIRLZ, I am TIRED. 😩
I know I need more than a bag of Crunchy Cheetos for a meal & I should add something of ‘substance’…but like do I have to???
September 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I know I need more than a bag of Crunchy Cheetos for a meal & I should add something of ‘substance’…but like do I have to???
My Chem is scaring me (& my wallet) again 🤡
September 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
My Chem is scaring me (& my wallet) again 🤡
Plz explain how I can backflip straight onto my living room coffee table with only a ✨little bruise✨
…but I roll my ankle GOING UPSTAIRS & manage to crack a bone??? 🥲
…but I roll my ankle GOING UPSTAIRS & manage to crack a bone??? 🥲
September 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Plz explain how I can backflip straight onto my living room coffee table with only a ✨little bruise✨
…but I roll my ankle GOING UPSTAIRS & manage to crack a bone??? 🥲
…but I roll my ankle GOING UPSTAIRS & manage to crack a bone??? 🥲
Hehehehe saw the OG song live a couple weeks ago & was reminded of this post 💀
September 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Hehehehe saw the OG song live a couple weeks ago & was reminded of this post 💀
(Also didn’t realize that I’ve been neglecting this option for yapping straight into the Void for so long…oops)
September 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
(Also didn’t realize that I’ve been neglecting this option for yapping straight into the Void for so long…oops)
My bones hurt lol
September 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My bones hurt lol
If Pho U & Mi delivered, I’d single-handedly keep them in business.
May 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If Pho U & Mi delivered, I’d single-handedly keep them in business.
Kinda sus that Brad is a dietitian…but always bringing home sweet treats from work. (Not a complaint, just an observation!) (Today’s sweet treat was a cookie that tasted like Crunch Berries cereal.)
May 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kinda sus that Brad is a dietitian…but always bringing home sweet treats from work. (Not a complaint, just an observation!) (Today’s sweet treat was a cookie that tasted like Crunch Berries cereal.)
Crowley just snatched a fly outta the air with his teeth. Didn’t think the old man had THAT caliber of reaction speed anymore 😂
May 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Crowley just snatched a fly outta the air with his teeth. Didn’t think the old man had THAT caliber of reaction speed anymore 😂
I FINALLY MANAGED TO SAVE EVERYONE FROM THE IRON THRONE QUEST IN BG3 WITHOUT SAVE-SCUMMING.
May 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I FINALLY MANAGED TO SAVE EVERYONE FROM THE IRON THRONE QUEST IN BG3 WITHOUT SAVE-SCUMMING.
I hope mixing blue raspberry electrolytes into my moon water cures me.
April 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I hope mixing blue raspberry electrolytes into my moon water cures me.
I hope Aaron Goodwin from Ghost Adventures is doing okay.
April 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I hope Aaron Goodwin from Ghost Adventures is doing okay.
Running performance tests on my PC is always a jarring experience when my (usually very, very quiet) PC suddenly sounds like a jet engine for 5 seconds.
April 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Running performance tests on my PC is always a jarring experience when my (usually very, very quiet) PC suddenly sounds like a jet engine for 5 seconds.
Guess who just finished a 12-hour workday~
a man with glasses is laughing with his mouth open
ALT: a man with glasses is laughing with his mouth open
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April 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Guess who just finished a 12-hour workday~
I’ve been evicted by a pair of squatters.
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’ve been evicted by a pair of squatters.
It costs LESS MONEY for me to replace & renew my passport than it does for me to officially change back to my maiden name. So I can still have a right to vote.
April 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It costs LESS MONEY for me to replace & renew my passport than it does for me to officially change back to my maiden name. So I can still have a right to vote.
Today is the first day in over a week that I haven’t had cluster headaches splitting down the left side of my skull. Majorly regretting not getting expedited shipping on new glasses.
April 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Today is the first day in over a week that I haven’t had cluster headaches splitting down the left side of my skull. Majorly regretting not getting expedited shipping on new glasses.
Breaking news (literally!):
There must be some divine timing afoot for ordering new glasses, because I busted my ass ice skating this weekend and snapped my current pair. 😅😂
Photo #2 features my Balance & Emotional Support Seal post-fall. 😂😂😂
There must be some divine timing afoot for ordering new glasses, because I busted my ass ice skating this weekend and snapped my current pair. 😅😂
Photo #2 features my Balance & Emotional Support Seal post-fall. 😂😂😂
March 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Breaking news (literally!):
There must be some divine timing afoot for ordering new glasses, because I busted my ass ice skating this weekend and snapped my current pair. 😅😂
Photo #2 features my Balance & Emotional Support Seal post-fall. 😂😂😂
There must be some divine timing afoot for ordering new glasses, because I busted my ass ice skating this weekend and snapped my current pair. 😅😂
Photo #2 features my Balance & Emotional Support Seal post-fall. 😂😂😂
Forever grateful for yarn shops who will wind hanks of yarn into a cake or ball for free before shipping it out.
March 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Forever grateful for yarn shops who will wind hanks of yarn into a cake or ball for free before shipping it out.
Simultaneously annoyed at & amused by the clean-girl-aesthetic & homesteading influencer girlies who’ve been using a cutesy cover of A7X’s song ‘A Little Piece of Heaven’ in their content.
Because they’ve been vibing to a song they prob don’t know is about necrophilia, & now it’s stuck in my head.
Because they’ve been vibing to a song they prob don’t know is about necrophilia, & now it’s stuck in my head.
March 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Simultaneously annoyed at & amused by the clean-girl-aesthetic & homesteading influencer girlies who’ve been using a cutesy cover of A7X’s song ‘A Little Piece of Heaven’ in their content.
Because they’ve been vibing to a song they prob don’t know is about necrophilia, & now it’s stuck in my head.
Because they’ve been vibing to a song they prob don’t know is about necrophilia, & now it’s stuck in my head.
Yippeeeeee! My astigmatism & nearsightedness got WORSE! 🥳
Now I have to order new glasses.
Now I have to order new glasses.
March 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yippeeeeee! My astigmatism & nearsightedness got WORSE! 🥳
Now I have to order new glasses.
Now I have to order new glasses.
“Hey, gothwhopper! Why haven’t you finished your breakfast?”
March 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“Hey, gothwhopper! Why haven’t you finished your breakfast?”
The inescapable urge to crochet garments I will probably never wear more than once (if at all) is RELENTLESS this week.
March 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The inescapable urge to crochet garments I will probably never wear more than once (if at all) is RELENTLESS this week.