Goth Santa
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So in a 6mo period Russell Crow stared in 2 horror movies playing an exorcist. I have seen one of them. It was awful. I want to see the other but I honestly don't know which one I saw and they are both on Hulu... im playing Russell roulette
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So in a 6mo period Russell Crow stared in 2 horror movies playing an exorcist. I have seen one of them. It was awful. I want to see the other but I honestly don't know which one I saw and they are both on Hulu... im playing Russell roulette
Never forget that David Copperfield once felt it was necessary to cosplay as Fonzi because watching him pretend to go over Niagara Falls into a watery grave wasn't exciting enough
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Never forget that David Copperfield once felt it was necessary to cosplay as Fonzi because watching him pretend to go over Niagara Falls into a watery grave wasn't exciting enough
He wasn't. But in the face of modern evil in the gop I say
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
He wasn't. But in the face of modern evil in the gop I say
When the obituary says Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When the obituary says Cheney
If you're not weaving your bacon into a sheet, using tomato confit, and a chipotle aioli is it even a BLT
October 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If you're not weaving your bacon into a sheet, using tomato confit, and a chipotle aioli is it even a BLT
Y'know its funny MAGA complaining about being called Nazis and giving 40B to Argentina... when uh... when things weren't going too well for the ol'nazis... losing the war, Nuremberg and all that there was one place they could run to. 3 guesses and a hint it starts with 'Argen-' and ends with '-tina'
October 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Y'know its funny MAGA complaining about being called Nazis and giving 40B to Argentina... when uh... when things weren't going too well for the ol'nazis... losing the war, Nuremberg and all that there was one place they could run to. 3 guesses and a hint it starts with 'Argen-' and ends with '-tina'
And if you're +700 years old you see them as Cardinal Hugh of Provence.
Where my ancients at?
Where my ancients at?
October 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
And if you're +700 years old you see them as Cardinal Hugh of Provence.
Where my ancients at?
Where my ancients at?
Finally watched the substance. Pretty good, nice creature effects. Nice gory humour at the end
October 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Finally watched the substance. Pretty good, nice creature effects. Nice gory humour at the end
It's just not the halloween season without dunkins spider donuts. As for the new candy bar latte, it tastes like diabetes
#halloween
#halloween
October 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's just not the halloween season without dunkins spider donuts. As for the new candy bar latte, it tastes like diabetes
#halloween
#halloween
Don't you hate it when you're trying to boff a widow on her husband's grave and the spirits won't let you be?
October 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Don't you hate it when you're trying to boff a widow on her husband's grave and the spirits won't let you be?
October 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
When you have the 'tism but feel like you could have more
September 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When you have the 'tism but feel like you could have more
The left map shows the violent crime rates amongst the states; the right shows the religious population of the states. You can clearly see a lot of overlap between the two. There's more evidence that Christianity produces murderers and rapists than Tylenol or vaccines giving kids autism.
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The left map shows the violent crime rates amongst the states; the right shows the religious population of the states. You can clearly see a lot of overlap between the two. There's more evidence that Christianity produces murderers and rapists than Tylenol or vaccines giving kids autism.
Me + my comfort movie
September 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me + my comfort movie
Happy birthday Wednesday. A full 9 years
September 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Happy birthday Wednesday. A full 9 years
His name was Jason
*qua qua qua ack ack ack*
*qua qua qua ack ack ack*
September 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
His name was Jason
*qua qua qua ack ack ack*
*qua qua qua ack ack ack*
tRump's funeral next week when people are still demanding the release of the Epstein list
#trumpdead #releasetheepsteinlist
#trumpdead #releasetheepsteinlist
September 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
tRump's funeral next week when people are still demanding the release of the Epstein list
#trumpdead #releasetheepsteinlist
#trumpdead #releasetheepsteinlist
My god, the yellow bastard is just a mash-up of tRump and Roy Cohn
September 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My god, the yellow bastard is just a mash-up of tRump and Roy Cohn
I may have gone to spirit
August 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I may have gone to spirit
And there you have it. The moral of the story is don't let the bells and whistles distract you, the president is a pedophile with a spin team trying to get you to forget that fact.
Good night everybody, hope you enjoyed this political satire that's become a scarily accurate prediction
#channel73
Good night everybody, hope you enjoyed this political satire that's become a scarily accurate prediction
#channel73
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
And there you have it. The moral of the story is don't let the bells and whistles distract you, the president is a pedophile with a spin team trying to get you to forget that fact.
Good night everybody, hope you enjoyed this political satire that's become a scarily accurate prediction
#channel73
Good night everybody, hope you enjoyed this political satire that's become a scarily accurate prediction
#channel73
