rocko’s modern wife
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anyway, hey y’all, I’m still alive and kicking! 🫡
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
anyway, hey y’all, I’m still alive and kicking! 🫡
ladies, your man ever hit you with a post-coital “Crikey!” ??
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
ladies, your man ever hit you with a post-coital “Crikey!” ??
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Severance is kinda just an adaptation of a lost Sufjan Stevens album
March 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Severance is kinda just an adaptation of a lost Sufjan Stevens album
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Reporting for my “hello, I’m alive!” posting duty. Hello!! I’m still around!
March 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Reporting for my “hello, I’m alive!” posting duty. Hello!! I’m still around!
Were there only 6 people in our theater and did they not turn the screen on until maybe 9:50? Yes and yes, BUT…..early morning is the superior time for ✨ Cinema ✨
Got tickets for a 9:30AM showing of Mickey 17 hell yeah
March 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Were there only 6 people in our theater and did they not turn the screen on until maybe 9:50? Yes and yes, BUT…..early morning is the superior time for ✨ Cinema ✨
Welcoming the new year the right way by finally beating a gold stake on Balatro.
January 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Welcoming the new year the right way by finally beating a gold stake on Balatro.
We celebrate the real 3 wise men in this household.
December 26, 2024 at 2:24 AM
We celebrate the real 3 wise men in this household.
rejoining society to say I’ve finally watched the Indiana Jones movies. please clap.
December 20, 2024 at 2:36 PM
rejoining society to say I’ve finally watched the Indiana Jones movies. please clap.
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Once again thinking about how Kingdom Hearts coded Challengers(2024) is
October 19, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Once again thinking about how Kingdom Hearts coded Challengers(2024) is
I am…Logging On™️
October 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I am…Logging On™️
officially announcing that I still exist! existing has just been ✨sorta hard ✨ this last….while. but I’m trying hard to be a person again!
July 29, 2024 at 3:15 AM
officially announcing that I still exist! existing has just been ✨sorta hard ✨ this last….while. but I’m trying hard to be a person again!
I still exist, just hella sleepy and unmedicated. I've finally made it to my sleep study day though and these 20 minute naps should be illegal 😤
August 29, 2023 at 3:32 PM
I still exist, just hella sleepy and unmedicated. I've finally made it to my sleep study day though and these 20 minute naps should be illegal 😤
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reskyeet with your favorite meme you've made...
August 21, 2023 at 10:38 AM
reskyeet with your favorite meme you've made...
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the fellowship immediately after Gandalf falls in Moria:
Movie: *close ups of the party members mourning the loss of their friend while Howard Shore’s score rips the heart out of the audience*
Book: Gimli - “Quick Frodo come look at this cool puddle with me
👁️👄👁️”
Movie: *close ups of the party members mourning the loss of their friend while Howard Shore’s score rips the heart out of the audience*
Book: Gimli - “Quick Frodo come look at this cool puddle with me
👁️👄👁️”
August 11, 2023 at 5:04 PM
the fellowship immediately after Gandalf falls in Moria:
Movie: *close ups of the party members mourning the loss of their friend while Howard Shore’s score rips the heart out of the audience*
Book: Gimli - “Quick Frodo come look at this cool puddle with me
👁️👄👁️”
Movie: *close ups of the party members mourning the loss of their friend while Howard Shore’s score rips the heart out of the audience*
Book: Gimli - “Quick Frodo come look at this cool puddle with me
👁️👄👁️”
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damn new season of severance is crazy
August 7, 2023 at 3:42 AM
damn new season of severance is crazy
dude, I can straight tear some q-tips UP though
August 6, 2023 at 7:30 PM
dude, I can straight tear some q-tips UP though
Oh I KNOW he’s plotting
August 5, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Oh I KNOW he’s plotting
Really appreciating the quiet bubble on here because I’ve had several mutuals that I’m like “oh, man, they haven’t posted in forever it seems like. Wonder what’s new with them.” And it turns out they do post, all the time, but the twitter feed is just fucked.
August 4, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Really appreciating the quiet bubble on here because I’ve had several mutuals that I’m like “oh, man, they haven’t posted in forever it seems like. Wonder what’s new with them.” And it turns out they do post, all the time, but the twitter feed is just fucked.
alriiiiight, where we sloppin’, boys???
August 4, 2023 at 12:11 AM
alriiiiight, where we sloppin’, boys???