Piqued

I have no milk.

Hey... I was there when they were made...

I know it would be absolutely insane, but if you've got thousands of years, you could cross stitch frames and make an animated movie, your work is that good.

That wasn't me. Gandalf couldn't handle me.

Hmmm. Really?

That's possibly the best 3 panel comic I've ever seen, writ large.

You're doing a great job at your new profession.

Writing down exactly how you want to hurt someone, or how you want to be hurt by someone, was fundamentally hot. Still is. You just need to find the people who are exceptionally grounded enough to take that seriously.

Geese.

You have become a fool, Saruman, and yet pitiable. You might still have turned away from folly and evil. . . But you choose to stay and gnaw the ends of your own plots.