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The age of X is over.
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Might fuck around and sidestep a boulder today
Why are you sacking the quarterback? He needs space to throw a touchdown.
July 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Wild how no one’s acknowledging how fucking funny it would be if PeDon checked out from natural causes before Biden.

Nobody is surprised that the “healthiest president ever” is actually a semi-animate rotting zombie.
July 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Dudes really be eating fettuccine alfredo at 9:00 am at the airport like Michael Scott before a 5k
July 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Coming back to the rat race tech scene in SF after being in Bali for 2 weeks is one of the most debilitating reverse culture shocks imaginable.
July 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
July 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Australian barbers are international criminals
June 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oklahoma is getting a quarter of its GDP from this playoff game
May 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Drunk street interviews are the laziest content possible. And that’s saying something.
May 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“We’re gonna have horses pull cars.”
May 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I said making deals with the people who funded 9/11 is anti-American. I love how they acknowledge that being Republicans and standing up for American values are mutually exclusive 🤣🤣🤣
May 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The world quails before the wrathful visage of my Lord.
May 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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PETE HENRY CROW-ARMSTRONG.
May 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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One suit of armor to rule them all! 🔥
May 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
POTUS has been so bad in recent days I’ve forgot about fElon
April 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
People forget Tory Lanez was that dude
March 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It’s easy to be frugal when you have no swag
March 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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good morning, chicago. ☀️
March 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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lots going on but I feel like the White House lawn being used in a cheesy marketing promo to temporarily reinflate a shitty memestock is going to be one of those things historians remember
March 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The Age of man is over, the age of the ice cream has begun.
February 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you ever feel like a pussy, remember Elon Musk backed out of a fight against Mark Zuckerberg
February 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Walton Goggins needs an Osacar ASAP
February 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Imagine being a slow plane boarder/deboarder
February 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM