I wish I could say I was disappointed, but that would imply I expected something better.

If you see someone too overwhelmed to even sit upright to eat, just swim past. Your day to lie down sucking on an algae tablet is coming soon enough.

Apologize? Okay, I'm sorry that capitalism has punctured your ability to ignore the greed of the ruling class.

Since you're going to fail, be a statement-making, beautiful failure. You need more eyeliner.

Don't bother apologizing for a late email, that only draws their attention to the date they would otherwise have ignored while facing the crushing certainty of societal collapse.