Gotham City Liquor & Grocery
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Cheap booze. Flickering neon. We don’t check IDs, or names. Cash only. No cameras. Ask for “the back shelf” if you know, you know.
Located in The Narrows on Kingston & Kane Ave.
Located in The Narrows on Kingston & Kane Ave.
Gotham City Liquor & Grocery: The only store where you leave with a buzz and a backstory.
May 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Gotham City Liquor & Grocery: The only store where you leave with a buzz and a backstory.
Check out aisle 4 for canned goods, flashlight batteries, and the illusion of safety.
May 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Check out aisle 4 for canned goods, flashlight batteries, and the illusion of safety.
Our slushie machine is haunted. That’s why the cherry flavor tastes like regret.
May 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Our slushie machine is haunted. That’s why the cherry flavor tastes like regret.
Our floors are sticky, but they remember you.
May 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Our floors are sticky, but they remember you.
We know your name, your drink, and your darkest fear. That’s just customer service.
May 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
We know your name, your drink, and your darkest fear. That’s just customer service.
We do sell roses. Yes, they come in glass tubes. No further questions.
May 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We do sell roses. Yes, they come in glass tubes. No further questions.
You break it, you buy it. You look at it funny, you rent it emotionally for 3-5 years.
May 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You break it, you buy it. You look at it funny, you rent it emotionally for 3-5 years.
That buzzing sound is either the cooler or something else entirely. Either way, don’t open it.
May 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
That buzzing sound is either the cooler or something else entirely. Either way, don’t open it.
Now selling umbrellas, machetes, and regret. Weather-appropriate bundles available.
May 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Now selling umbrellas, machetes, and regret. Weather-appropriate bundles available.
Looking for trouble? It comes in pint, fifth, and handle sizes.
May 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Looking for trouble? It comes in pint, fifth, and handle sizes.
Our customer loyalty program includes a shrug and one free scream into the void.
May 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Our customer loyalty program includes a shrug and one free scream into the void.
Our rotisserie chicken spins counterclockwise. The way nature intended.
May 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Our rotisserie chicken spins counterclockwise. The way nature intended.
ATM’s out of service. Has been for years. Still eats cards though.
May 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
ATM’s out of service. Has been for years. Still eats cards though.
Don’t ask what the jerky’s made of. If it’s crunchy, it’s probably working as intended.
May 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Don’t ask what the jerky’s made of. If it’s crunchy, it’s probably working as intended.
Buy any three items, get one long, unblinking stare from Frank, our night manager.
May 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Buy any three items, get one long, unblinking stare from Frank, our night manager.
Yes, we sell single cigarettes. Yes, the lighter may scream.
May 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yes, we sell single cigarettes. Yes, the lighter may scream.
The freezer hums. The walls drip. The ice cream truck outside hasn’t moved since 1997.
May 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The freezer hums. The walls drip. The ice cream truck outside hasn’t moved since 1997.
We don’t ID. We just stare at you until you confess something.
May 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We don’t ID. We just stare at you until you confess something.
Open 24 hours. Unless something happens. Then we’re “Temporarily closed for your safety.”
May 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Open 24 hours. Unless something happens. Then we’re “Temporarily closed for your safety.”
Ask about our punch card. 10 visits gets you a can of beans and a whispered prophecy.
April 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Ask about our punch card. 10 visits gets you a can of beans and a whispered prophecy.
New sandwich special: ham, cheese, existential dread.
April 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
New sandwich special: ham, cheese, existential dread.
Hot coffee, cold beer, and the unsettling feeling you’re being watched. All under one flickering roof.
April 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Hot coffee, cold beer, and the unsettling feeling you’re being watched. All under one flickering roof.
We are not affiliated with any known villain, vigilante, or morally ambiguous billionaire. That’s just who shops here.
April 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
We are not affiliated with any known villain, vigilante, or morally ambiguous billionaire. That’s just who shops here.
Technically we have security cameras. Spiritually, we’ve given up.
April 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Technically we have security cameras. Spiritually, we’ve given up.
We’re not saying the milk’s expired, we’re saying it’s evolved.
March 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We’re not saying the milk’s expired, we’re saying it’s evolved.