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Thanks to everyone who attended last night’s town hall. We retrieved 8 chairs, 3 grappling hooks, and only lost one deputy. That’s a win.
May 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thanks to everyone who attended last night’s town hall. We retrieved 8 chairs, 3 grappling hooks, and only lost one deputy. That’s a win.
Mayor will be giving a press conference at 5pm or whenever the hostage situation resolves. Whichever comes first.
May 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Mayor will be giving a press conference at 5pm or whenever the hostage situation resolves. Whichever comes first.
The Department of Sanitation asks that you separate recyclables, trash, and mysterious glowing vials into separate bins.
May 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The Department of Sanitation asks that you separate recyclables, trash, and mysterious glowing vials into separate bins.
City zoning law now allows lairs, hideouts, and sanctuaries but only if they pass a villainy impact study.
May 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
City zoning law now allows lairs, hideouts, and sanctuaries but only if they pass a villainy impact study.
We are aware of the laser mounted on the courthouse. Please remain calm and do not file paperwork near reflective surfaces.
May 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
We are aware of the laser mounted on the courthouse. Please remain calm and do not file paperwork near reflective surfaces.
City Hall is closed today for fumigation. Also, Riddler got in again.
May 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
City Hall is closed today for fumigation. Also, Riddler got in again.
The mayor has NOT been replaced by a shapeshifter. He’s just having one of his moods again.
May 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The mayor has NOT been replaced by a shapeshifter. He’s just having one of his moods again.
Due to rising tensions, “Bring Your Own Henchmen to Work Day” is now discouraged in city buildings.
May 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Due to rising tensions, “Bring Your Own Henchmen to Work Day” is now discouraged in city buildings.
If you see something, say something. Unless it’s a man in a top hat riding a rocket-powered duck. That’s Parks & Rec.
May 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If you see something, say something. Unless it’s a man in a top hat riding a rocket-powered duck. That’s Parks & Rec.
Yes, the city budget allocates more for anti-clown initiatives than for schools. That’s just the reality of clown-based governance.
May 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Yes, the city budget allocates more for anti-clown initiatives than for schools. That’s just the reality of clown-based governance.
A reminder that Gotham Public Transit is operating on our standard chaos based schedule. Trains arrive when they feel like it.
May 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A reminder that Gotham Public Transit is operating on our standard chaos based schedule. Trains arrive when they feel like it.
Please stop asking what “The Department of Shadows” does. If you know, you know. If you don’t, it’s safer that way.
May 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Please stop asking what “The Department of Shadows” does. If you know, you know. If you don’t, it’s safer that way.
Congratulations to this month’s Employee of the Month: the pothole at 6th & Crime Alley. It’s outlasted four commissioners.
May 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Congratulations to this month’s Employee of the Month: the pothole at 6th & Crime Alley. It’s outlasted four commissioners.
No, we’re not technically at war with Metropolis. But the mayor did throw a sandwich at their ambassador.
May 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
No, we’re not technically at war with Metropolis. But the mayor did throw a sandwich at their ambassador.
All public parks are now “Choose Your Own Adventure” zones. Enter at your own philosophical risk.
May 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
All public parks are now “Choose Your Own Adventure” zones. Enter at your own philosophical risk.
We’ve approved construction of a new community center on top of the ruins of the last community center. Progress!
May 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
We’ve approved construction of a new community center on top of the ruins of the last community center. Progress!
Due to budget cuts, Gotham’s emergency alert system is now a guy named Dennis who yells “LOOK OUT” from the clock tower.
May 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Due to budget cuts, Gotham’s emergency alert system is now a guy named Dennis who yells “LOOK OUT” from the clock tower.
Yes, the budget includes $8 million for “Bat-Related Damages.” No, we cannot elaborate.
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yes, the budget includes $8 million for “Bat-Related Damages.” No, we cannot elaborate.
Reminder: Curfew is still in effect unless you’re a masked vigilante, organized criminal, or city council intern.
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Reminder: Curfew is still in effect unless you’re a masked vigilante, organized criminal, or city council intern.
This week’s mayoral debate will be held in a reinforced sewer pipe for safety. Questions must be shouted over the sound of hissing steam.
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This week’s mayoral debate will be held in a reinforced sewer pipe for safety. Questions must be shouted over the sound of hissing steam.
City Hall is considering a proposal to install parachutes on all skyscrapers to assist the frequent unexpected defenestrations.
May 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
City Hall is considering a proposal to install parachutes on all skyscrapers to assist the frequent unexpected defenestrations.
The Gotham Animal Control Unit has officially stopped responding to calls about “suspiciously large bats.” It’s not our department.
May 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Gotham Animal Control Unit has officially stopped responding to calls about “suspiciously large bats.” It’s not our department.
The Gotham Department of Sanitation is requesting that villains stop mailing their elaborate riddles, threats, and declarations of war directly to the garbage facility.
May 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Gotham Department of Sanitation is requesting that villains stop mailing their elaborate riddles, threats, and declarations of war directly to the garbage facility.
Gotham Animal Control has officially stopped responding to complaints about “suspiciously large birds.” We know.
May 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Gotham Animal Control has officially stopped responding to complaints about “suspiciously large birds.” We know.
The Gotham City Department of Education has confirmed that all field trips to the abandoned amusement park are permanently canceled, effective immediately.
May 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The Gotham City Department of Education has confirmed that all field trips to the abandoned amusement park are permanently canceled, effective immediately.