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I don’t know why people were surprised when they figured out McDonald’s food stays forever. Everybody has at a least a couple of McDonald French fries under their car seat that’s been there since you bought it. #McDonalds
July 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Wouldn’t that be cool if there was like an air conditioned space suit you could buy and wear during the summer? That would be awesome. Like today it’s 94 degrees with a heat index of 100 so that air conditioned space suit doesn’t sound that bad right now does it? : ) #jaxfl #florida
June 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Haters gonna hate while I’m rapping in the sauna, because my rhymes make the sauna hotter. : ) #rap #sauna #jaxfl #florida
June 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
People say that if aliens exist, the government should tell us and I’m like man, no way. People weren’t ready for the Popeyes chicken sandwich. : ) #aliens #popeyes
June 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Have you ever wished someone a happy birthday on their Facebook wall and they delete it? What’s what all about? #facebook
#facebookposts
June 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Do people bring pee bottles or you know, empty Gatorade bottles on those small planes? I mean you gotta pee sometime in there. #planes
June 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I think Kendrick Lamar should make a remix of Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony Club and call it Pink Homie Club and include Drake and they can squash their beef while they keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club. Lol. : ) #chappellroan #pinkponyclub #KendrickLamar #Drake
May 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Stevie Wonder wrote a song called I Just Called To Say I Love You. Kid Rock would never do that and even if he did you’d say that’s nice but how did you get this number anyways Kid Rock? You need to bahwitdabah loose this number bro. #StevieWonder #KidRock
May 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
3 things that I love about the summer in Florida.

1. Icecream
2. Air conditioning
3. Napping because I got too hot during the day.

#Jacksonville #Florida #Summer
May 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Do comedy audiences like crowd work more than non interactive comedy shows? #comedians #comedyshows #crowdwork #comedyquestions
May 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My favorite places are the shower, my bed and the recliner. Holla if hear me. Give it up for the shower, bed and recliner. #shower #bed #recliner #lazyboy
May 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Every time my dog gets a bath and a haircut she gets a free bandana and I can’t help but wonder why I don’t get a free bandana when I get a haircut. #haircuts #bandana
May 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Jacksonville, Florida. Take your shirt off. Wave it like a helicopter. #noshirt #jacksonvillefl
May 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I think I’m gonna be no shirt guy this summer. The only time you need a shirt in Florida is when you’re at Publix anyways. Plus people listen to no shirt guy. Hey you need get that alternator looked at. Thank you no shirt guy. Have a good one. #noshirt #Florida
May 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Things people won’t do in bluesky.

1. Like a post

2. Share a post

#thingspeoplewontdoonbluesky
#likeapost #shareapost
May 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Things people will not share

1. Toothbrush

2. Butterfinger

3. Tv remote

#thingspeoplewillnotshare #toothbrush #butterfinger #tvremote
May 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I like baseball but it’s also a great game to take a nap to. #baseball #naps #sports #sleep
May 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’m old but I don’t let it stop me from being angry at stuff. #old #brave #angry #stuff
May 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Has anyone ever bought a juicer and kept using it past a couple of months? 99 problems but a juicer ain’t one. #juicer #99problems
May 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey you deserve love even if you wear the same shorts all the time and they’re jorts too. #love #relationships
May 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If you had to pick between Cracker Barrel or Famous Amos which would it be? #CrackerBarrel #FamousAmos
May 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I know it sounds silly but I love the rush of air conditioning when you walk into Publix. It’s like a breath of fresh air telling you come on in and enjoy. #Publix
May 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Is anybody actually drinking that pickle lemonade at Popeyes? #popeyes #pickles
May 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I saw this video on here and they wrote beated her up. That’s gonna be my new thing now. I’m gonna beated you up? What? Yeah. Beated you up. Well alright but you might want to work on your communication skills.
May 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you think about it. Dogs are pretty special. They smell everything and for the most part like it but as a person most smells are pretty unpleasant.
May 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM