Only white genocide that exists is self-inflicted (anti-vax movement)
January 1, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Only white genocide that exists is self-inflicted (anti-vax movement)
This jit cracks corn and he don't care
December 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
This jit cracks corn and he don't care
*bisexual dracula misusing AAVE* I'm goen to zuck you, blud
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
*bisexual dracula misusing AAVE* I'm goen to zuck you, blud
Guy who keeps getting jumpscared each episode of Skibidi Toilet
August 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Guy who keeps getting jumpscared each episode of Skibidi Toilet
Listening to Save a Prayer by Duran Duran floating on a kayak, ama
May 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Listening to Save a Prayer by Duran Duran floating on a kayak, ama
Just had a vision. I now know what the last words I'll say before I die.
May 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just had a vision. I now know what the last words I'll say before I die.
There is a character in Harry Potter called Bathilda Backshots. I'm only lying a little bit about this.
May 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There is a character in Harry Potter called Bathilda Backshots. I'm only lying a little bit about this.
I will always hate Golden State, but I will always love Buddy Hield, so I'm at an impasse here
May 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I will always hate Golden State, but I will always love Buddy Hield, so I'm at an impasse here
Drank a Pepsi for the first time post-covid
May 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Drank a Pepsi for the first time post-covid
Son named Miller High Life
Daughter named Stella Artois
Enby child named Blue Moon
Daughter named Stella Artois
Enby child named Blue Moon
April 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Son named Miller High Life
Daughter named Stella Artois
Enby child named Blue Moon
Daughter named Stella Artois
Enby child named Blue Moon
How about you stop catching z's with The Plain White T's and get some ass with Jason Mraz
March 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
How about you stop catching z's with The Plain White T's and get some ass with Jason Mraz
It's crazy that Mike Myers went Scottish twice during his run, and no one called him out for double dipping
March 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It's crazy that Mike Myers went Scottish twice during his run, and no one called him out for double dipping
Rewatched just the Club Silencio scene from Mulholland Drive because I'm not emotionally ready to rewatch an entire Lynch movie rn. "Breathtaking" is a shopworn description for anything, but for those 10 minutes, I forget to breathe. Feels like I'm resting between two worlds. No one does it like him
January 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Rewatched just the Club Silencio scene from Mulholland Drive because I'm not emotionally ready to rewatch an entire Lynch movie rn. "Breathtaking" is a shopworn description for anything, but for those 10 minutes, I forget to breathe. Feels like I'm resting between two worlds. No one does it like him
David Lynch was the great American artist. His work lives in me in ways I couldn't articulate. Beautiful abstractions all.
January 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
David Lynch was the great American artist. His work lives in me in ways I couldn't articulate. Beautiful abstractions all.
Many of you didnt know, but 2024 was the Year of Takena Nagao. Let FOMO eat at you for years to come
January 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Many of you didnt know, but 2024 was the Year of Takena Nagao. Let FOMO eat at you for years to come
My New Year's resolution is to marry one of the many beautiful women one can find on Bluesky but ultimately leave them at the alter to find myself
January 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My New Year's resolution is to marry one of the many beautiful women one can find on Bluesky but ultimately leave them at the alter to find myself
Everything depicted in Homer's Odyssey actually happened. It's a historical recounting, not fiction. I would know. I was the Cyclops in another life.
December 24, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Everything depicted in Homer's Odyssey actually happened. It's a historical recounting, not fiction. I would know. I was the Cyclops in another life.
I have been informed by a normally reliable source that the assassin's name is Ricky
December 7, 2024 at 4:42 AM
I have been informed by a normally reliable source that the assassin's name is Ricky
We have skeets. We have reskeets. We have quote skeets. We have subskeets. We have all these things on the Everything App
November 26, 2024 at 7:04 PM
We have skeets. We have reskeets. We have quote skeets. We have subskeets. We have all these things on the Everything App
How come Republicans didnt hit him with a Joesama Bin Biden? Way better than Let's Go Brandon, you guys were totally afraid to say the fuck word.
November 26, 2024 at 3:22 PM
How come Republicans didnt hit him with a Joesama Bin Biden? Way better than Let's Go Brandon, you guys were totally afraid to say the fuck word.
Once again I am let down by the state of Indiana
November 23, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Once again I am let down by the state of Indiana
I need to figure out how to irreparably warp my timeline. I keep getting resist libs talking about radical empathy in electoral politics when what I really want is Biden and Trump yaoi fancams and. Well, that's it I guess.
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I need to figure out how to irreparably warp my timeline. I keep getting resist libs talking about radical empathy in electoral politics when what I really want is Biden and Trump yaoi fancams and. Well, that's it I guess.
Y'all ever make an egg salad so good that you think that if God is real then you might be Him
November 22, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Y'all ever make an egg salad so good that you think that if God is real then you might be Him