This guyyyy am I right?
goshdangjoe.bsky.social
This guyyyy am I right?
@goshdangjoe.bsky.social
Where decent thoughts go to die
I went to Japan and all I got was my train stuffed
March 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“Sir! Sir you’re gonna be fine!!” I call out as I affix a nacho cheese laden patch of fiber-rich tortilla onto the hemorrhaging soft taco, as if a battlefield surgeon in a past life
February 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Even the people who track calories don’t count the little bit of cheese you eat while you’re looking right?
February 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Not me reflecting on my life and referring to it as “meta commentary” and “a clips episode in my brain” im so fucked
February 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
New hobby idea: lying on those online forms universities send out for the little rewards at the end. Like hell yeah I can have sleep apnea for $5 off my next Baja Fresh order
January 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
One of these days. An interesting thought will dawn on me.
January 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Is sonic just Deadpool for furries
December 24, 2024 at 2:46 PM
People at the show I am at are straight up doing aerobics in the pit fuck yeah
November 24, 2024 at 1:43 AM
*approaches the bench* permission to cry, your honor?
November 21, 2024 at 5:01 AM
me asking what someone is doing today after asking them yesterday what they are doing tomorrow
November 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Anybody else see the moon last s2g it had me acting up like daaaaaaaaaamn
November 17, 2024 at 1:20 PM
My body is a machine that turns refined sugar into pure, unfettered anxiety
November 16, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Can I get someone to just remind we a “relief” is in terms of art every so often it is truly my vocabulary white whale
November 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I go to the gym so i can eat french toast. Like if you agree
November 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
me n who
November 15, 2024 at 3:24 PM