Mark G
@gormanuk.bsky.social
Xscapee. Treat me nice whilst my application is processed
I don't think 'win' means what the Grauniad thinks it means
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I don't think 'win' means what the Grauniad thinks it means
"I'll have one of each" is not an acceptable response when asked which sauce is wanted with your sausage bap.
I was a little bit sick in my mouth
I was a little bit sick in my mouth
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"I'll have one of each" is not an acceptable response when asked which sauce is wanted with your sausage bap.
I was a little bit sick in my mouth
I was a little bit sick in my mouth
About to try and find my monthly EE bill online
Wish me luck
Wish me luck
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
About to try and find my monthly EE bill online
Wish me luck
Wish me luck
Who buys a new phone case at a service station?
October 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Who buys a new phone case at a service station?
What happens to all the liquid the Hygienist's assistant hoovers out of my mouth?
October 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
What happens to all the liquid the Hygienist's assistant hoovers out of my mouth?
I only have 25 songs in my Shazaam library and 2 of them are 'can't fight this feeling' by REO Speedwagon.
Im hoping this will help me remember next time i hear it
Im hoping this will help me remember next time i hear it
September 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I only have 25 songs in my Shazaam library and 2 of them are 'can't fight this feeling' by REO Speedwagon.
Im hoping this will help me remember next time i hear it
Im hoping this will help me remember next time i hear it
Why the fuck is EE trying to make me download an app to see my bill. Their website is a shit show
End of rant
End of rant
September 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Why the fuck is EE trying to make me download an app to see my bill. Their website is a shit show
End of rant
End of rant
The eastbound M62 apparently ends at Manchester
September 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The eastbound M62 apparently ends at Manchester
Nothing in my CV would suggest a recruiting message from Red Bull but there's always an initial part which thinks ... ooh I wonder what attracted them
September 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Nothing in my CV would suggest a recruiting message from Red Bull but there's always an initial part which thinks ... ooh I wonder what attracted them
Suggs keeping busy i see
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Suggs keeping busy i see
Symmetry says end the game now
May 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Symmetry says end the game now
A 2-0 win for Liverpool would be very neat
May 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A 2-0 win for Liverpool would be very neat
The Guardian doesn't know where Hull is.
April 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Guardian doesn't know where Hull is.
I just re-read your 2021 article on the Makita Tournament @thesquareball.net and I'm sure you already have the programme but perhaps other #LUFC fans don't ... I'm having a clear out and its up on ebay
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40571269...
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40571269...
March 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I just re-read your 2021 article on the Makita Tournament @thesquareball.net and I'm sure you already have the programme but perhaps other #LUFC fans don't ... I'm having a clear out and its up on ebay
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40571269...
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40571269...
So it's happening... the box of old Leeds programmes (mainly 80s) and related memorabilia is going up for sale - all proceeds to CAFT.co.uk . first few items are up (along with other random stuff) www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?i...
#LUFC
#LUFC
March 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So it's happening... the box of old Leeds programmes (mainly 80s) and related memorabilia is going up for sale - all proceeds to CAFT.co.uk . first few items are up (along with other random stuff) www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?i...
#LUFC
#LUFC
That time when I read 'Jesuit' at the start of the sentence
February 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That time when I read 'Jesuit' at the start of the sentence
Just found a note on my phone which reads:
Emigrated from Hawaii to Australia. That's a day of my life I'll never get back.
Which is wrong ... it'd have to be the other way to lose a day wouldn't it?
Emigrated from Hawaii to Australia. That's a day of my life I'll never get back.
Which is wrong ... it'd have to be the other way to lose a day wouldn't it?
February 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just found a note on my phone which reads:
Emigrated from Hawaii to Australia. That's a day of my life I'll never get back.
Which is wrong ... it'd have to be the other way to lose a day wouldn't it?
Emigrated from Hawaii to Australia. That's a day of my life I'll never get back.
Which is wrong ... it'd have to be the other way to lose a day wouldn't it?
How many runs do we need to win?
About 229 ...
About 229 ...
February 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
How many runs do we need to win?
About 229 ...
About 229 ...
As true now (if not more so) than it was in October 2017
January 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
As true now (if not more so) than it was in October 2017
The BBC website was really excited about the FA cup draw
January 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The BBC website was really excited about the FA cup draw