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*my colleague, shrinking a picture on her computer*
4 y/o: "Why are you shrimping it?"
4 y/o: "Why are you shrimping it?"
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
*my colleague, shrinking a picture on her computer*
4 y/o: "Why are you shrimping it?"
4 y/o: "Why are you shrimping it?"
Student, 3y/o: "[other student] is a pillow"
Me: "Why is he a pillow?"
S: "because he has corners"
Me: "Why is he a pillow?"
S: "because he has corners"
October 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Student, 3y/o: "[other student] is a pillow"
Me: "Why is he a pillow?"
S: "because he has corners"
Me: "Why is he a pillow?"
S: "because he has corners"
"Does the Hot Dogger have 24 frets?"
September 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Does the Hot Dogger have 24 frets?"
Student, 3yo: "do you have this dinosaur at home?"
Me: "no, I don't have that one. Do you have that dinosaur at home?"
S: "No, I have Mommy and Daddy at home"
Me: "no, I don't have that one. Do you have that dinosaur at home?"
S: "No, I have Mommy and Daddy at home"
September 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Student, 3yo: "do you have this dinosaur at home?"
Me: "no, I don't have that one. Do you have that dinosaur at home?"
S: "No, I have Mommy and Daddy at home"
Me: "no, I don't have that one. Do you have that dinosaur at home?"
S: "No, I have Mommy and Daddy at home"
"I don't have a grandpa cause my dad didn't buy one!"
-student, 4yo
-student, 4yo
September 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"I don't have a grandpa cause my dad didn't buy one!"
-student, 4yo
-student, 4yo
I'm having a hard time believing how good this surreal bar is
June 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'm having a hard time believing how good this surreal bar is
Trying to eliminate some negativity in my life... Only playing goodminton from now on
June 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Trying to eliminate some negativity in my life... Only playing goodminton from now on
(me at the laundromat)
"Dude, sweet laundry!"
"Dude, sweet laundry!"
May 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
(me at the laundromat)
"Dude, sweet laundry!"
"Dude, sweet laundry!"
Emoji is actually already plural. The singular is emojo
March 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Emoji is actually already plural. The singular is emojo
Through countless hours of careful and meticulous scientific research and experimentation, I have successfully transformed the phrase "Froot Loops" into "Fruit Luips"
January 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Through countless hours of careful and meticulous scientific research and experimentation, I have successfully transformed the phrase "Froot Loops" into "Fruit Luips"
Through countless hours of careful and meticulous scientific research and experimentation, I have successfully transformed the phrase "Donkey Dick" into "Doinkey Dingus"
January 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Through countless hours of careful and meticulous scientific research and experimentation, I have successfully transformed the phrase "Donkey Dick" into "Doinkey Dingus"
Yo my brain keeps telling me "I wanna lion bed" but I don't what a lion bed is can anyone help me
January 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Yo my brain keeps telling me "I wanna lion bed" but I don't what a lion bed is can anyone help me
"They were almost Danish..."
-Grandma
-Grandma
December 24, 2024 at 9:08 PM
"They were almost Danish..."
-Grandma
-Grandma
On the PA this morning:
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please" *hangs up*
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please" *hangs up*
December 17, 2024 at 9:21 AM
On the PA this morning:
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please" *hangs up*
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please" *hangs up*
There's a gooch in the Matrix
November 21, 2024 at 9:00 AM
There's a gooch in the Matrix
Hey dude, check out my Huge Bison Collider
November 21, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Hey dude, check out my Huge Bison Collider
"That's 9 less basketballs you can fit in your fridge."
- coworker
- coworker
November 21, 2024 at 8:59 AM
"That's 9 less basketballs you can fit in your fridge."
- coworker
- coworker