Matt Jones
@gorillapond.com
IT manager for K-12 school district. Amateur photographer. Foodie. Ex-VMUG leader. Geek. PTO hoarding doomsday prepper.
Clearly this medical device company and I have very different definitions of the word "safe" for my personal health data.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Clearly this medical device company and I have very different definitions of the word "safe" for my personal health data.
"Depressed"? 2025 is not the year for creating that vibe. Bad algorithm song choices for that category.
Clippy: Hey, I noticed you started a depressed playlist. Would you like me to schedule a therapy appointment?
Clippy: Hey, I noticed you started a depressed playlist. Would you like me to schedule a therapy appointment?
March 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Depressed"? 2025 is not the year for creating that vibe. Bad algorithm song choices for that category.
Clippy: Hey, I noticed you started a depressed playlist. Would you like me to schedule a therapy appointment?
Clippy: Hey, I noticed you started a depressed playlist. Would you like me to schedule a therapy appointment?
YouTube what are you doing. This guy has 2 more than the last time.
November 19, 2024 at 1:44 AM
YouTube what are you doing. This guy has 2 more than the last time.
Absolutely unhinged behavior.
November 12, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Absolutely unhinged behavior.
I had a lower ICQ number.
September 17, 2024 at 11:07 AM
I had a lower ICQ number.
Me: Googles "wistfulness"
Google: ARE YOU HAVING DARK THOUGHTS??
Google: ARE YOU HAVING DARK THOUGHTS??
March 2, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Me: Googles "wistfulness"
Google: ARE YOU HAVING DARK THOUGHTS??
Google: ARE YOU HAVING DARK THOUGHTS??
Men will literally do anything instead of going to therapy.
November 29, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Men will literally do anything instead of going to therapy.
Men will do literally anything to avoid going to therapy.
October 25, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Men will do literally anything to avoid going to therapy.