The Gorilla Librarian
@gorillalibrarian.bsky.social
Happiest when correctly guessing plot twists in tv shows.
This is just to say
We have eaten
the plums
that were on
the ground
and which
you know probably
will make
us fart
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rotten
and so unnecessary
We have eaten
the plums
that were on
the ground
and which
you know probably
will make
us fart
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rotten
and so unnecessary
September 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This is just to say
We have eaten
the plums
that were on
the ground
and which
you know probably
will make
us fart
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rotten
and so unnecessary
We have eaten
the plums
that were on
the ground
and which
you know probably
will make
us fart
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rotten
and so unnecessary
This list of bands posted in downtown Olympia is perfect - no notes
August 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This list of bands posted in downtown Olympia is perfect - no notes
I thought we all agreed that the first American Pope was Dom DeLuise
May 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I thought we all agreed that the first American Pope was Dom DeLuise
If you'd just SIT DOWN, I could get comfortable. #DogsofBluesky
December 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
If you'd just SIT DOWN, I could get comfortable. #DogsofBluesky
Ok, is that why there's a dog taking a dump right in the corner of Rembrandt's Good Samaritan? I've always thought it was funny, but perhaps it served a practical purpose of covering up something else? The usual explanation of "look, it's real life" seems pretty unsatisfactory.
December 19, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Ok, is that why there's a dog taking a dump right in the corner of Rembrandt's Good Samaritan? I've always thought it was funny, but perhaps it served a practical purpose of covering up something else? The usual explanation of "look, it's real life" seems pretty unsatisfactory.
Two years ago at the pumpkin patch. Photo doesn't show the giant Yosemite Sam pistol stuck in his ammo belt. At the pumpkin patch.
December 18, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Two years ago at the pumpkin patch. Photo doesn't show the giant Yosemite Sam pistol stuck in his ammo belt. At the pumpkin patch.
Quite possibly the oddest birth announcement I've ever seen, courtesy an 1893 issue of the Aberdeen Herald. #Genealogy 🧬
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Quite possibly the oddest birth announcement I've ever seen, courtesy an 1893 issue of the Aberdeen Herald. #Genealogy 🧬
How you sleep when your country voluntarily elects a dictator.
November 6, 2024 at 5:07 PM
How you sleep when your country voluntarily elects a dictator.