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Evan
@gorideabike.bsky.social
Gen X bike nerd. Awesome dad and husband. Good at adventuring. Illinois for life.

No kings
I love an Aaron Rodgers interception
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
goddamn. i went to sleep at the 8th, didn’t want to but i couldn’t stay awake
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i have never been less interested in a piece of content
July 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Boom
May 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I spent an entire gran fondo indoor training cycle binging Bob’s Burgers this winter. This notification pleases me so, so much.

#bikesky
May 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Remembering now that running in a low HR target, when you’ve been off for with or so months, is basically walking
May 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
it's may.

May.
Most of the Upper Midwest and part of the Northern Plains were placed on high alert on Monday as temperatures approached 100 degrees and extremely dry conditions created an elevated risk for wildfires in the region, the National Weather Service said.
Midwest Grapples With Wildfires Amid Record Heat and Dry Conditions
www.nytimes.com
May 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
SMHPLQF is my favorite plant
May 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
yes. my all time favorite insta account is here
We’re just innocent men
April 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Of all the times to not be home. Ugh.
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April 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
home run
April 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I have never seen an episode of the show House, but today someone told me that Teardrop by Massive Attack and Elizabeth Fraser is the theme song and my mind was blown
April 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
First long race of 2025 is done! Soupy gravel. Lots of wind. A couple of decent climbs. Loved it!

#bikesky #gravel #cycling
April 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reminder to anyone sharing that Ben Stein scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: Ben stein was then, is now, and forever will be a gigantic asshat
April 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Thanks for not fucking it up again, Wisconsin
April 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
no notes
March 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Set your instagram time limit to 15 minutes. It’ll change your life
March 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
lol brewers
no pitcher in mlb history had ever given up 5 home runs and walked 5 batters in a game without facing at least 35 batters

nestor cortes today did it while facing only 17 batters
March 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I deleted my twitter long ago. I think it was the day captain hairplugs reinstated the orange menace. Way before I had an account here. I made a threads and had a decent following there before I got tired of engagement bait and deleted that.

Vastly fewer followers here, but I’m cool with that.
March 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
reddit is the fucking worst
March 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I needed this today
Protestors skiing with signs to humiliate JD Vance is fantastic
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
legs are ded

checked the four horseman route off the list

#zwift #bikesky
March 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I stayed away from the internet yesterday and holy shit it's been a morning
March 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by Evan
….He sent a letter to the government…
February 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i'm fascinated that somehow bluesky's algo is aware of my hotdog fandom (via @cbbworld.bsky.social & ADPPP)
February 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM