Thank you for your service.

Get him one, stuff it with nettles and poison ivy, and if he complains, shrug and say "your body pillow, my choice."

And to spell it "snart."

I switched to getting my feed locally from a feed mill. The guy mixes his own and he geeked out with me for half an hour about nutritional content and ingredients. It looks and smells like actual food, and my flock loves it. If you are semi-rural, there may be a locally owned feed mill in your area.

Oh, no! I lost 18 hens in 3 days to the raccoons a couple years ago. Definitely fuck those guys. And skunks. And even opossums.

Pretty girls! Easter eggers?

My election day draw was Death. My day-after-election draw was Death. I am not feeling hopeful here, either.

Love the deck!

Permanent puppy face. Like Resting Bitch Face, only cuter.

They won't need him after this term. They will have dismantled the infrastructure, the economy, and education sysyems, and set up their little oligarchy. He is a front-man and useful stooge. He is the clown who believes he is the ringmaster.

Every accusation is a confession with them.