MISS TINA!! (Parody)
@gorgeoustina.bsky.social
PARODY RP ACCOUNT. WRITER IS AN ADULT.
I will put you on your back with a snap of a finger.
January 25, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I will put you on your back with a snap of a finger.
Keep on dreaming honey.
January 23, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Keep on dreaming honey.
You can't handle me.
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 AM
You can't handle me.
Speaking of drums. It's about time I beat on yours like they're a set of bongo drums.
January 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Speaking of drums. It's about time I beat on yours like they're a set of bongo drums.
That's what you think.
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 AM
That's what you think.
Ready for another fun night?
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Ready for another fun night?
I can always handle you.
January 18, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I can always handle you.
Please. We both did. L-l-looks like we're wives now... gah! Loyal too.
January 17, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Please. We both did. L-l-looks like we're wives now... gah! Loyal too.
Look what you did. Your fault!
January 17, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Look what you did. Your fault!
Ah wait what the heck happened?
January 17, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Ah wait what the heck happened?
ah! no. We can't be wifed and loyal!
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 AM
ah! no. We can't be wifed and loyal!
Whoa...back off...seriously. Unnnn
January 17, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Whoa...back off...seriously. Unnnn
You...sure? Maybe you're right. No chance right? Umm...
January 17, 2026 at 10:00 AM
You...sure? Maybe you're right. No chance right? Umm...
Dang hmm perhaps we've reached a truce. Dare I say a loyal one? No...no way.
January 17, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Dang hmm perhaps we've reached a truce. Dare I say a loyal one? No...no way.
Hoes don't submit, we make things hotter.
January 17, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Hoes don't submit, we make things hotter.
Who knows? I might just wow her with a quick surprise that'll really blow her mind while driving you insane. Hint hint.
January 17, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Who knows? I might just wow her with a quick surprise that'll really blow her mind while driving you insane. Hint hint.
I'm the bigger hoe and proud of it. I bet your good friend Mina Saxton or as I like to call her Sexton agrees.
January 17, 2026 at 9:51 AM
I'm the bigger hoe and proud of it. I bet your good friend Mina Saxton or as I like to call her Sexton agrees.
Consider things escalated. You're lucky I don't treat you like street trash.
January 17, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Consider things escalated. You're lucky I don't treat you like street trash.
You think there's another hotter word than hoe?
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 AM
You think there's another hotter word than hoe?
You're really asking for it now. I'll make you to even a bigger hoe!
January 17, 2026 at 9:38 AM
You're really asking for it now. I'll make you to even a bigger hoe!
I'll treat you like a real tramp by forcing you in the basement. Shall we just call you Mina "Wide Legs" Parkson?
January 17, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I'll treat you like a real tramp by forcing you in the basement. Shall we just call you Mina "Wide Legs" Parkson?